Banter Scots 💬

Where the chat’s strong, and the tea’s even stronger.

For the ones who can’t resist a wind-up. Whether it’s BBQ season, pub banter, or just a Tuesday, this collection’s built for folk who take their humour seriously — and nothing else.

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💙 Multi-Buy Mix & Match 💙

Bundle your favourites and save!

2–4 items = 5% off

5+ items = 10% off

Includes T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Mugs, Hats & Bags — so you can mix it up or match them all. Discount applied automatically at checkout.

Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

There's new designs every Monday — so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

I’d recommend starting with these Best Sellers below, loved by Scots everywhere. 👇🏻

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