Shop By Mood! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ฌ

(Because some days yer crabbit, and other days yer worse.)

Naebodyโ€™s one mood all the time, so why should your wardrobe be?

Whether youโ€™re feeling crabbit, sarcastic, proud, or just here for the banter โ€” pick the vibe that suits your day and wear it wiโ€™ pride.

Scottish humour, local pride, and top-quality T-Shirts for every mood under the raincloud.

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Scottish sass for every season!

This sectionโ€™s packed with bold, comfy apparel inspired by Scottish sayings, Sarcasm, and Scottish weather. Whether youโ€™re after a soft Premium T-Shirt, a snuggly Hoodie, or just something that says โ€œaye, this is me,โ€ youโ€™ll find it here.

Hiya, Iโ€™m Sharon ๐Ÿ‘‹

I run Sarcastic Scots โ€” a one-woman brand (with a wee supervisor ๐Ÿพ) turning Scottish humour, sarcasm and a healthy dose of crabbitness into things folk actually want to wear.

I release new designs regularly, so keep an eye out โ€” or sign up to my newsletter to be the first to see all the good stuff. ๐Ÿ’™

Everything here is made to order just for you, which means printing and delivery can take a wee bit longer โ€” but it also means less waste and better quality.

If youโ€™re not sure where to start, these Best Sellers below are loved by Scots everywhere.ย ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป

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Before there was Sarcastic Scots, there was Riamelin - a small handmade business filled with Highland coos, enamel pins, stickers and postcards.

These are the final pieces from that journey, and once theyโ€™re gone, theyโ€™re gone. ๐Ÿ’™

Read the Riamelin Story