Hiya, Iโ€™m Sharon ๐Ÿ‘‹

I run Sarcastic Scots โ€” a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into T-Shirts folk can actually wear. Every orderโ€™s made just for you (no waste!) and shipped free to your door. ๐Ÿ’™

New designs land every Monday โ€” come back for fresh banter, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

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Scottish sass for every season!

This sectionโ€™s packed with bold, comfy apparel inspired by Scottish sayings, Sarcasm, and Scottish weather. Whether youโ€™re after a soft Premium T-Shirt, a snuggly Hoodie, or just something that says โ€œaye, this is me,โ€ youโ€™ll find it here.

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    Standard Tees (Gildan 64000) are great for everyday wear โ€“ ideal if you just love the design and want a more affordable option.

    Standard T-Shirts ยฃ19.99 
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    Prefer something softer and more premium? Go for the Bella + Canvas 3001, known for its comfy feel and flattering fit.

    Premium T-Shirts ยฃ24.99 

Before there was Sarcastic Scots, there was Riamelin - a small handmade business filled with Highland coos, enamel pins, stickers and postcards.

These are the final pieces from that journey, and once theyโ€™re gone, theyโ€™re gone. ๐Ÿ’™

Read the Riamelin Story