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Scottish sass for every season!

This section’s packed with bold, comfy apparel inspired by Scottish sayings, Sarcasm, and Scottish weather. Whether you’re after a soft Premium T-Shirt, a snuggly Hoodie, or just something that says “aye, this is me,” you’ll find it here.

  • Scottish T-Shirt by Sarcastic Scots

    Standard Tees (Gildan 64000) are great for everyday wear – ideal if you just love the design and want a more affordable option.

    Standard T-Shirts £19.99 
  • Scottish T-Shirt by Sarcastic Scots

    Prefer something softer and more premium? Go for the Bella + Canvas 3001, known for its comfy feel and flattering fit.

    Premium T-Shirts £24.99 

Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

There's new designs every Monday — so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

Now that it’s getting chillier, it’s all about cosy sweatshirts and banter-packed beanies — made to order (no waste!) and shipped free to your door. 💙

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Before there was Sarcastic Scots, there was Riamelin - a small handmade business filled with Highland coos, enamel pins, stickers and postcards.

These are the final pieces from that journey, and once they’re gone, they’re gone. 💙

Read the Riamelin Story