Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

Welcome to Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman Scottish brand where every T-Shirt is dreamed up by me (usually with a cuppa in hand and my daft wee dog nearby 🐾).This isn’t a big company — it’s just me, making sure everything’s comfy, full of humour, and sent straight to your door with free shipping. 💙

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Beanies

Keep Yer Heid 🧢

From Baw Heid to Rocket Heid, we’ve stitched up the perfect insults to keep yer lugs cosy. These embroidered beanies are bold, sarcastic, and pure dead brilliant for the Baltic months. Whether your pals call ye a Muckle Heid or you just want folk to Gie’s Peace, there’s a hat here with your name on it (sort of).