Sarcastic Scots Gift Card
Sarcastic Scots Gift Card
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Shopping for somebody Scottish, sarcastic, or just an absolute nightmare to buy for?
Let them pick their own favourite from Sarcastic Scots.
Choose your level of banter:
£10 – A Wee Bit Banter
£25 – Crabbit Credit
£50 – Sarcastic Spending Money
£100 – Pure Dead Shopping Spree
Delivered instantly by email — perfect for birthdays, last-minute gifts, or when guessing their size feels risky.
Free shipping applies to physical items ordered when the gift card is redeemed.
No wrapping required. No awkward pretending to like it either.
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Free Shipping!
There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price you’ll pay. 💙
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Returns
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Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋
I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand (with a wee supervisor 🐾) turning Scottish humour, sarcasm and a healthy dose of crabbitness into things folk actually want to wear.
I release new designs regularly, so keep an eye out — or sign up to my newsletter to be the first to see all the good stuff. 💙
Everything here is made to order just for you, which means printing and delivery can take a wee bit longer — but it also means less waste and better quality.
If you’re not sure where to start, these Best Sellers below are loved by Scots everywhere. 👇🏻
Want More?
Explore the Scottish T-Shirts collection for more banter-filled designs. 🏴
Want More? Try these Best Sellers:
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“Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
4.74 / 5.0
(39) 39 total reviews
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“Baldy Heid Cosy” Embroidered Beanie
5.0 / 5.0
(40) 40 total reviews
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“Crabbit By Choice” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
4.89 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
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“Grumpy By Choice” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
4.93 / 5.0
(15) 15 total reviews
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“Get Tae.” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
4.54 / 5.0
(13) 13 total reviews
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“My People Skills Are Fine” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
5.0 / 5.0
(13) 13 total reviews
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“Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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“Slightly Sweary Deeply Scottish” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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“Get Tae. A timeless Scottish sentiment” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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“Crabbit By Choice” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
Regular price From £18.99 GBPRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From £18.99 GBP -
“Haud Yer Wheesht” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
4.89 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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“Square Sausage” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
Regular price From £22.99 GBPRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From £22.99 GBP
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