Ordering - How It Works
1. Choose Your Item
Start by picking what you’d like:
Standard T-Shirt (£21.99), Premium T-Shirt (£26.99), Hoodie or Sweatshirt - all printed just for you.
2. Find Your Favourite Design
There’s loads to choose from! Whether you’re a grumpy Scot, a fan of sarcastic banter, obsessed with hairy coos, or just here for a laugh - there’s something for everyone.
(Honestly, choosing is the hardest part! 😅)
3. Pick a Colour
Most items come in a great range of colours.
When in doubt, Navy is always a solid choice - it’s the most popular colour and suits everyone.
4. Choose Your Size Carefully
Please double-check your size before ordering.
Your item is made just for you, so I can’t offer returns or exchanges if the wrong size is selected.
(If a mistake happens on the production side, I’ll absolutely get it sorted for you. 💙)
👉 Each product page has a size guide to help.
5. Checkout
Double-check your address, pick your payment method, and place your order.
Once it comes through, I’ll pay the print team to get it made just for you.
💡 A Wee Note on How It’s Made
Your order is printed on demand - which means no mass production, no waste, and no stock sitting around. It’s better for the planet, and you get something special!
• Printed within 3–5 working days
• Shipped in 3–5 working days (on average)
🌍 Where It’s Printed
Your item is printed as close to you as possible!
UK orders are printed in the UK, US orders in the US, and other international orders are printed at the nearest available fulfilment centre.
This helps reduce shipping time, keeps costs down, and cuts unnecessary carbon emissions. 🌱
The blank product is sourced from the US, Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador.
It’s printed on demand by professional, reliable teams I trust to get it right.
🎁 Once It Arrives…
Wear it (or gift it) proudly!
I love seeing your photos – you might even end up on the Customer Photos page. 💙
You’ll also get a wee review request from Judge.me - I’d be chuffed if you left one. 🥰
💙 Thank You
Every order genuinely means the world to me.
It makes me so happy that something I’ve designed brings you a smile.
I’m always adding new designs - so check back often, or join my mailing list to stay in the loop.
Thanks again, Pal!
Sharon. 💙
Have a different question? You might find the answer on my FAQ page.