Quality & Sizing Guide

A quick guide to choosing the right fit — nae measuring panic required.

How to Choose Your Size

The best way to choose your size is to measure a T-shirt, hoodie or sweatshirt you already own and love.

  1. Grab your favourite fitting top.
  2. Lay it flat and smooth it out.
  3. Measure straight across from armpit to armpit.
  4. Match that number to the Width in the size chart.

Between sizes? Like things roomy? Size up — nae shame in that.

How to measure clothing armpit to armpit

Find Your Rough T-Shirt Size

Choose your usual UK ladies size for a rough guide, then compare the measurements with a T-shirt you already love.

Width means armpit to armpit, measured flat. Double it for the approximate full chest measurement.

📏 T-Shirt Size Guide

Applies to Premium, Standard and V-Neck T-Shirts. Measured flat.

SizeWidthLengthFits Chest
XS16.5″ (42cm)27″ (69cm)31–34″
S18″ (46cm)28″ (71cm)34–37″
M20″ (51cm)29″ (74cm)38–41″
L22″ (56cm)30″ (76cm)42–45″
XL24″ (61cm)31″ (79cm)46–49″
2XL26″ (66cm)32″ (81cm)50–53″
3XL28″ (71cm)33″ (84cm)54–57″
4XL30″ (76cm)34″ (86cm)58–61″
5XL31″ (79cm)35″ (89cm)62–65″
📏 Hoodie Size Guide

Regular unisex fit. Size up if you like it baggier or want room for layering.

SizeWidthLengthFits Chest
S20″ (51cm)27″ (69cm)34–36″
M22″ (56cm)28″ (71cm)38–40″
L24″ (61cm)29″ (74cm)42–44″
XL26″ (66cm)30″ (76cm)46–48″
2XL28″ (71cm)31″ (79cm)50–52″
3XL30″ (76cm)32″ (81cm)54–56″
4XL32″ (81cm)33″ (84cm)58–60″
5XL34″ (86cm)34″ (86cm)62–64″
📏 Sweatshirt Size Guide

Regular unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic fit, or size up for extra comfort.

SizeWidthLengthFits Chest
S20″ (51cm)27″ (69cm)34–36″
M22″ (56cm)28″ (71cm)38–40″
L24″ (61cm)29″ (74cm)42–44″
XL26″ (66cm)30″ (76cm)46–48″
2XL28″ (71cm)31″ (79cm)50–52″
3XL30″ (76cm)32″ (81cm)54–56″
4XL32″ (81cm)33″ (84cm)58–60″
5XL34″ (86cm)34″ (86cm)62–64″

What Am I Buying?

Premium T-Shirts

Bella + Canvas 3001. Soft, lightweight and smooth with a more retail-style feel. Great if you like a softer, slightly more flattering tee.

Standard T-Shirts

Gildan 64000. A good everyday T-shirt with a lightweight, classic feel. Great if you want the design and comfort at a lower price.

Hoodies & Sweatshirts

Gildan fleece. Cosy, warm and made for layering — ideal for Scottish weather, which is basically four seasons and a personal attack.

Good to Know

Everything is made to order, so I don’t hold stock or offer size swaps if the wrong size is chosen.

Please check the size guide before ordering — especially if you’re between sizes.

Larger sizes and some colours may ship from abroad depending on stock availability.