Quality & Sizing Guide
A quick guide to choosing the right fit — nae measuring panic required.
How to Choose Your Size
The best way to choose your size is to measure a T-shirt, hoodie or sweatshirt you already own and love.
- Grab your favourite fitting top.
- Lay it flat and smooth it out.
- Measure straight across from armpit to armpit.
- Match that number to the Width in the size chart.
Between sizes? Like things roomy? Size up — nae shame in that.
Find Your Rough T-Shirt Size
Choose your usual UK ladies size for a rough guide, then compare the measurements with a T-shirt you already love.
Width means armpit to armpit, measured flat. Double it for the approximate full chest measurement.
📏 T-Shirt Size Guide
Applies to Premium, Standard and V-Neck T-Shirts. Measured flat.
| Size | Width | Length | Fits Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5″ (42cm) | 27″ (69cm) | 31–34″ |
| S | 18″ (46cm) | 28″ (71cm) | 34–37″ |
| M | 20″ (51cm) | 29″ (74cm) | 38–41″ |
| L | 22″ (56cm) | 30″ (76cm) | 42–45″ |
| XL | 24″ (61cm) | 31″ (79cm) | 46–49″ |
| 2XL | 26″ (66cm) | 32″ (81cm) | 50–53″ |
| 3XL | 28″ (71cm) | 33″ (84cm) | 54–57″ |
| 4XL | 30″ (76cm) | 34″ (86cm) | 58–61″ |
| 5XL | 31″ (79cm) | 35″ (89cm) | 62–65″ |
📏 Hoodie Size Guide
Regular unisex fit. Size up if you like it baggier or want room for layering.
| Size | Width | Length | Fits Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ (51cm) | 27″ (69cm) | 34–36″ |
| M | 22″ (56cm) | 28″ (71cm) | 38–40″ |
| L | 24″ (61cm) | 29″ (74cm) | 42–44″ |
| XL | 26″ (66cm) | 30″ (76cm) | 46–48″ |
| 2XL | 28″ (71cm) | 31″ (79cm) | 50–52″ |
| 3XL | 30″ (76cm) | 32″ (81cm) | 54–56″ |
| 4XL | 32″ (81cm) | 33″ (84cm) | 58–60″ |
| 5XL | 34″ (86cm) | 34″ (86cm) | 62–64″ |
📏 Sweatshirt Size Guide
Regular unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic fit, or size up for extra comfort.
| Size | Width | Length | Fits Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ (51cm) | 27″ (69cm) | 34–36″ |
| M | 22″ (56cm) | 28″ (71cm) | 38–40″ |
| L | 24″ (61cm) | 29″ (74cm) | 42–44″ |
| XL | 26″ (66cm) | 30″ (76cm) | 46–48″ |
| 2XL | 28″ (71cm) | 31″ (79cm) | 50–52″ |
| 3XL | 30″ (76cm) | 32″ (81cm) | 54–56″ |
| 4XL | 32″ (81cm) | 33″ (84cm) | 58–60″ |
| 5XL | 34″ (86cm) | 34″ (86cm) | 62–64″ |
What Am I Buying?
Premium T-Shirts
Bella + Canvas 3001. Soft, lightweight and smooth with a more retail-style feel. Great if you like a softer, slightly more flattering tee.
Standard T-Shirts
Gildan 64000. A good everyday T-shirt with a lightweight, classic feel. Great if you want the design and comfort at a lower price.
Hoodies & Sweatshirts
Gildan fleece. Cosy, warm and made for layering — ideal for Scottish weather, which is basically four seasons and a personal attack.
Good to Know
Everything is made to order, so I don’t hold stock or offer size swaps if the wrong size is chosen.
Please check the size guide before ordering — especially if you’re between sizes.
Larger sizes and some colours may ship from abroad depending on stock availability.