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If you're proudly Scottish, a wee bit crabbit, and not afraid to say it โ€” you're in the right place. These are for the ones who tell it like it is, laugh at themselves, and wouldn't have it any other way.

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THE SARCASTIC SCOTS BOOK

Scottish sayings, sarcasm and nonsense to enjoy away from the internet.

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"Crabbit by Choice was an absolutely perfect t-shirt choice for my husband! He was delighted with the slogan and the quality of the t-shirt was first class. I will most definitely be using again."

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Made to Order

Professionally printed or embroidered just for you โ€“ nae warehouses full of unsold stock, just fresh sarcasm on demand.

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No hidden extras. The price you see is the price you pay.

Quality Youโ€™ll Feel

Soft, comfy clothing made to be worn, washed and laughed in โ€“ available in Standard and Premium options.

Designed in Scotland

Every design starts life in Fife with a cuppa and a crabbit streak. Professionally printed to order and worn worldwide.

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Good quality

Good quality tshirt

Margaret Smith
Aye, Right | Standard Fit T-Shirt
Aye, Right | Standard Fit T-Shirt
Love the service you get from Sharon

Love the service you get from Sharon, good quality T-shirts and printing

David Watters Watters
Personalise Yer Ain | Standard Fit T-Shirt
Personalise Yer Ain | Standard Fit T-Shirt
We love it

We love it,and wouldnโ€™t mind paying more for a heavy weight cotton.

Richard
Sarcastic Scots
So pleased with my t-shirt

So pleased with my t-shirt. Love the fabric and the fit as well as the saying.

Pattie L.
Dreich | Standard Fit T-Shirt
Dreich | Standard Fit T-Shirt
Very nice unique productsโ€ฆideal for fun

Very nice unique productsโ€ฆideal for fun birthdays

James Campbell
Sarcastic Scots

Fits perfectly and had many comments saying thay like it

James Innes
Just Waitinโ€™ On My Dug Daeinโ€™ A Jobby | Standard Fit T-Shirt
Just Waitinโ€™ On My Dug Daeinโ€™ A Jobby | Standard Fit T-Shirt
Great t-shirts

Great t-shirts, great quality and fit perfectly.

Janice Maciver
Aye Right | Soft Embroidered T-Shirt
Aye Right | Soft Embroidered T-Shirt
Bought this and the matching t shirt for my brother

Bought this and the matching t shirt for my brother. Very pleased with quality as usual.

Jacqueline McWalter-Mohan
PERSONALISED Certified Numpty Mug
PERSONALISED Certified Numpty Mug
Aye Right T-Shirt

Bought this T-shirt as a birthday present for a friend who was delighted with it!

Anonymous
Aye Right | Soft Embroidered T-Shirt
Aye Right | Soft Embroidered T-Shirt
Smashing shirt

Smashing shirt, went down very well with the recipient ( in Canada). As did the โ€œwaiting on my dugโ€ one.

Anonymous
Scottish By Birth, Crabbit By Choice | Soft T-Shirt
Scottish By Birth, Crabbit By Choice | Soft T-Shirt

it's as described good quy

Joyce
Awa' An' Bile Yer Heid | Standard Fit T-Shirt
Awa' An' Bile Yer Heid | Standard Fit T-Shirt

Perfect just what I ordered nice material

Stuart
โ€œA Wee Ray Of Scottish Sunshineโ€ Embroidered Sweatshirt
โ€œA Wee Ray Of Scottish Sunshineโ€ Embroidered Sweatshirt
good quality tee shirt

good quality tee shirt, very amusing logo. Went down a hoot at the pub

Andrew Westwood
Aye Right | Soft Embroidered T-Shirt
Aye Right | Soft Embroidered T-Shirt
Can see people smiling as they walk by

Can see people smiling as they walk by. Great talking point.

Anthony Brady
Did Ye, Aye? | Soft T-Shirt
Did Ye, Aye? | Soft T-Shirt
Bought for a Christmas gift

Bought for a Christmas gift. For cousin who lives over the border. Hope it makes her smile

Anne Boyd
Aye Right | Soft Embroidered T-Shirt
Aye Right | Soft Embroidered T-Shirt

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Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1679 reviews.

Sarcastic Scots brings you Scottish-themed T-Shirts packed with wit, banter, and proper crabbit energy.

From sarcastic slogans to iconic Scottish humour, these designs are made for those who appreciate a laugh - and a comfy T-Shirt.

Shop unique, Scottish-inspired T-Shirts, Sweatshirts, and Hoodies, printed to order and delivered worldwide. Proudly serving banter since 2025, because serious is overrated.

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1. Pick your design & size
2. It gets printed just for you
3. Shipped to your door after production

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Hiya, Iโ€™m Sharon ๐Ÿ‘‹

I run Sarcastic Scots โ€” a one-woman brand turning Scottish humour, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of crabbitness into things folk actually want to wear.

Everythingโ€™s made to order just for you, so printing and delivery can take a wee bit longer โ€” but it also means less waste and nae piles of unsold stock.

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