About Me.

My name is Sharon and I'm the designer behind Sarcastic Scots. You might know me from my previous business name, Riamelin. (You can read more about that HERE.) I live in Fife in Scotland and I create my designs from my home. 💙

T-Shirts, Sweatshirts and Hoodies.

These are print on demand products. This is because I don’t have space or the facilities to print them myself. When you place your order on my website I will then pay for the item to be made with the design and in the size you’ve requested - this is why it’s very important to check the size charts before ordering as I cannot change the size for you once your item has been printed and/or shipped. If you've made a mistake, let me know very fast after you order and there will be a chance to change it for you before it goes into production. The company I work with then ships the item to you when it has been completed.

Clothing and Sizing.

I have selected quality brands for T-Shirts, Sweatshirts and Hoodies and they are true to size and unisex fit. If you like a looser fit, please choose a size up. When deciding on your purchase, please read the size charts carefully as once your item is in production I can’t make any changes to it. Unfortunately I can’t offer exchanges on something that doesn’t fit once you’ve received your items because I don’t hold any stock myself.

Premium T-Shirts (Bella + Canvas 3001)

Soft, lightweight, and made with premium combed cotton for a smooth feel. A flattering, slightly tailored fit that’s true to size, with a durable print that stays vibrant wash after wash.

Standard T-Shirts (Gildan 64000)

Great everyday T-Shirts made from soft-style cotton with a relaxed classic fit. Slightly thicker than premium tees but still comfy - and perfect if you like a looser feel.

V-Neck T-Shirts (Bella + Canvas 3005)

The same premium softness as my other tees, but with a flattering V-Neck cut. Lightweight, breathable, and pre-shrunk for a consistent fit.

Hoodies (Gildan 18500)

Midweight hoodies that are soft inside and sturdy outside. A classic fit with a front pocket, ribbed cuffs, and a comfy feel — perfect for layering year-round.

Sweatshirts (Gildan 18000)

Durable, cosy sweatshirts with a classic unisex fit. Made with air-spun yarn for reduced pilling, they’re soft, warm, and built to last without feeling bulky.

Turn Around Times.

It usually takes 3-5 Working Days for your item to be printed, and then a further 3-5 days for the shipping. (These time frames will be longer during the busy Christmas period.)

The company I work with has facilities in lots of different countries so typically your items will be made in the one that is closest to where you live. This helps with costs, delivery times and is better for the planet!

For my customers in the UK: Please note that larger sizes aren’t stocked as well in the UK offices, so your item will usually be sent from America which takes a little longer to get to you. The company provides tracking information so please check your email for the details of your delivery or feel free to contact me and I can check for you.

Speaking of delivery, there’s been a few times where the courier (usually Evri) has had trouble delivering to an address or has left a parcel at the wrong house/flat. Since these orders are printed and shipped from a fulfilment company, the delivery courier has no idea who I am so unfortunately if there’s any issues you’ll have to contact them yourself. I realise it sucks, and I’m sorry. Feel free to reach out to me for advice.

Adding a Tip.

Though it is not necessary in Scotland to tip businesses, I have added an option to add a tip at the checkout for those who wish to. You can just place your order as normal and ignore the tip option - I’m always very grateful to you for shopping with me, with or without a tip! 🥰

Enamel Pins, Keyrings, Postcards and Stickers.

These are items that I personally have in stock - I will package and ship them to you myself. I wrap things nicely so that if you’re buying something as a gift you can just give it straight away or have it sent to the recipient. I try to include free little things such as stickers where I can too. 💜 I'm also happy to add any notes you might want for your gift. My customers have commented that they make lovely little gifts for yourself too. 🥰