Collection: Funny Scottish Beanies 🧢

Keep Yer Heid 🧢

From Baw Heid to Rocket Heid, I’ve stitched up the perfect insults to keep yer lugs cosy. Choose from the classic acrylic cuffed beanies or the new organic cotton ribbed ones (£2 more, but softer and snugger). These embroidered hats are bold, sarcastic, and pure dead brilliant for the Baltic months. Whether your pals call ye a Massive Heid or you just want folk to Gie’s Peace, there’s a beanie here with your name on it (sort of).

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