Hiya, I’m Sharon πŸ‘‹

Welcome to Sarcastic Scots β€” a one-woman Scottish brand where every T-Shirt is dreamed up by me (usually with a cuppa in hand and my daft wee dog nearby 🐾).This isn’t a big company β€” it’s just me, making sure everything’s comfy, full of humour, and sent straight to your door with free shipping. πŸ’™

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A Roll N Square

A roll and square sausage says what flowers can’t. Shop the full collection for those who speak fluent fry-up.

Free shipping, always.

πŸ’™ Multi-Buy Mix & Match πŸ’™

Bundle your favourites and save!

2–4 items = 5% off

5+ items = 10% off

Includes T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Mugs, Hats & Bags β€” so you can mix it up or match them all. Discount applied automatically at checkout.