Crabbit By Choice

Hiya! I’m Sharon, a Sarcastic Scottish designer from Fife.

This design’s been a crowd favourite, and I’m so chuffed you’ve clicked through to see it! Scroll down to pick your T-Shirt, check out reviews, and see what else might tickle your Crabbit wee soul. 💙

For those born wi’ a scowl, fuelled by sarcasm, and proud of it. Whether you’re reppin’ your mood on a mug, hoodie, or hat - this collection’s for every glorious grump north of the border (and a few honorary ones, too).

Wear it. Sip from it. Gift it. Just don’t smile about it.

Mix and match anything from the Crabbit By Choice collection - T-Shirts, Hoodies, Mugs, Caps, and more.

Use these codes at checkout:

  • CRABBIT5 - 5% off 2 items
  • CRABBIT10 - 10% off 3 items
  • CRABBIT15 - 15% off 4 or more

💙 No need to choose - just be your crabbit self and grab what you like.

 

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"One for the 'grumpies'

Ordered for my partner. He loves it. Good customer service. Fast Delivery. Good quality t-shirt"

Free shipping, always.

All orders printed to order - please allow up to 10 days.

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Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

There's new designs every Monday — so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

Now that it’s getting chillier, it’s all about cosy sweatshirts and banter-packed beanies — made to order (no waste!) and shipped free to your door. 💙

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Free shipping on everything!
Printed to order - no waste, no mass production.
Delivered in approx. 10 days.
Support a Scottish small business,
Thank you so much. 💙

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