Hiya, I’m Sharon šŸ‘‹

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into T-Shirts folk can actually wear. Every order’s made just for you (no waste!) and shipped free to your door. šŸ’™

New designs land every Monday — come back for fresh banter, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

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Collection: Hats & Bags

For yer heid and hauns.

Hats are embroidered and Bags are printed.

Free shipping, always.

šŸ’™ Multi-Buy Mix & Match šŸ’™

Bundle your favourites and save!

2–4 items = 5% off

5+ items = 10% off

Includes T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Mugs, Hats & Bags — so you can mix it up or match them all. Discount applied automatically at checkout.