Sarcastic Scots 😉

Because sincerity’s overrated.

Sharp wit, dry banter, and a smile that says “I’m judging ye kindly.” This collection’s pure Scottish sarcasm at its finest — wear it proudly, roll your eyes freely, and keep the patter strong.

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💙 Multi-Buy Mix & Match 💙

Bundle your favourites and save!

2–4 items = 5% off

5+ items = 10% off

Includes T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Mugs, Hats & Bags — so you can mix it up or match them all. Discount applied automatically at checkout.

Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

There's new designs every Monday — so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

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