Sarcastic Scots ๐Ÿ˜‰

Because sincerityโ€™s overrated.

Sharp wit, dry banter, and a smile that says โ€œIโ€™m judging ye kindly.โ€ This collectionโ€™s pure Scottish sarcasm at its finest โ€” wear it proudly, roll your eyes freely, and keep the patter strong.

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2โ€“4 items = 5% off

5+ items = 10% off

Includes T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Mugs, Hats & Bags โ€” so you can mix it up or match them all. Discount applied automatically at checkout.

Hiya, Iโ€™m Sharon ๐Ÿ‘‹

I run Sarcastic Scots โ€” a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

There's new designs every Monday โ€” so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

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