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Shop All – Scottish T-Shirts, Gifts & Pure Dead Brilliant Banter
Welcome to the full Sarcastic Scots collection — where Scottish humour, sarcasm, and national pride meet comfy cotton and quality prints. Here you’ll find my best-selling Scottish T-Shirts, funny hoodies, cosy sweatshirts, embroidered beanies, mugs, enamel pins, and more.
Every item’s designed with a cheeky Scottish twist — perfect for gifting, showing your roots, or just embracing your inner crabbit self. Browse the lot and find something that says “aye, that’s me.” 💙
Free shipping, always.
💙 Multi-Buy Mix & Match 💙
Bundle your favourites and save!
2–4 items = 5% off
5+ items = 10% off
Includes T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Mugs, Hats & Bags — so you can mix it up or match them all. Discount applied automatically at checkout.
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1 Roll, 2 Lorne, Nae Salad Premium T-Shirt
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I Came, I Saw, I Said Naw Standard T-Shirt
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I Came, I Saw, I Said Naw Premium T-Shirt
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Yer Eyes Are Bigger Than Yer Belly Standard T-Shirt
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Bite Me I'm Scottish Grown Standard T-Shirt
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Bite Me I'm Scottish Grown Premium T-Shirt
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Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Anatomy Of Yer Average Scot Premium Tee
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Well Fired, Well Happy Standard T-Shirt
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Crabbit Since Birth Standard T-Shirt
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Anatomy Of Yer Average Scot Mug
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A Roll N Square Mug
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Diagnosis: Terminally Scottish Standard T-Shirt
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Diagnosis: Terminally Scottish Premium T-Shirt
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A Roll N Square Standard T-Shirt
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Crabbit, Certified Since Birth Mug
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Crabbit, Certified Since Birth Premium T-Shirt
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Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋
I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.
There's new designs every Monday — so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!
I’d recommend starting with these Best Sellers below, loved by Scots everywhere. 👇🏻















