
Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋
Welcome to Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman Scottish brand where every T-Shirt is dreamed up by me (usually with a cuppa in hand and my daft wee dog nearby 🐾).
This isn’t a big company — it’s just me, making sure everything’s comfy, full of humour, and sent straight to your door with free shipping. 💙
Crabbit By Choice Embroidered Cap
Crabbit By Choice Embroidered Cap
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Shade for your face — and your mood.
One size fits all? Not if you’ve got a Massive Heid! (Or a tiny one for that matter.) Please check the measurements below. 💙
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown, 20.5-23.5" (52-59.7 cm) circumference, 4.5" (11.5 cm) height
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Free Shipping!
Free Shipping!
There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price you’ll pay. 💙
Returns
Returns
Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.
Care Guide
Care Guide
To maintain your cap, hand wash it in cold water with a mild detergent, avoiding harsh chemicals and the washing machine. Air dry the hat to prevent shrinkage and reshape it as it dries, either by wearing it or using a hat former.
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Even a few words can help someone decide - or make me smile by adding a photo of you in your T-Shirt! 💙
I recently purchased three caps for myself and relatives from Sarcastic Scots. I made an error in the order,which was promptly rectified by Sharon.The caps arrived well within the timeframe given,and they are of excellent quality.
I would not hesitate to use this company again in the future, or to recommend them.
Peter Farquhar
Peter, I'm so grateful you took the time to write this detailed review! I'm so happy you had a good experience with me and would come back in the future - that means the world to me and my small business. You look fab in your cap (no offence meant!) a huge thank you for sharing a photo!