Crabbit By Choice Embroidered Cap
Crabbit By Choice Embroidered Cap
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A proper comfy hat you’ll reach for every day 💙
✔️ Soft, comfortable fit that sits just right
✔️ Quality embroidered design — no fading or peeling
✔️ Easy to wear with anything
✔️ Built to last, whatever the weather’s doing
A favourite for keeping warm, shaded, or just avoiding folk 💙
Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻
Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻
A proper comfy hat for keeping warm, shaded, or just avoiding folk.
• Soft, comfortable fit that sits just right
• Clean embroidered design that won’t fade or peel
• Easy to throw on with anything
• Built to handle whatever the weather (or your mood) throws at it
• Designed with a bit of Scottish attitude
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Every item is made to order just for you.
- Production: 3–7 working days
- Delivery: 2–5 days after dispatch
- Free shipping on everything
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
Because each item is made just for you, I don’t offer returns or exchanges unless something arrives faulty.
If there’s any issue at all, just give me a shout — I’ll always help.

Size Chart
📏 Beanie Size Guide:
Measured flat, with stretch in mind:
• Head circumference (A): 17¼–18½″ (44–47cm) – stretches to fit most adult heads
• Height (B): 8⅝″ (22cm)
• Cuff (C): 3″ (7.5cm)
• Depth (D): 8⅛″ (20.5cm)
One size fits most adults. Beanies have natural stretch for a comfy fit.
Cap Size Guide:
• 100% chino cotton twill.
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile.
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown, 20.5-23.5" (52-59.7 cm) circumference, 4.5" (11.5 cm) height
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Organic Cotton Beanie Size Guide:
Measured flat (allow for natural stretch):
• Height (Crown to Hem): ~8.3″ (21 cm)
• Cuff Height (Folded): ~3″ (7.5 cm)
• Head Circumference (Comfort Range): ~21–23.5″ (53–60 cm)
• Flat Width (unstretched): ~7.5–8.1″ (19–20.5 cm)
Tip: Cotton rib stretches with wear; if you’re between sizes or prefer it loose, this style runs on the snug side.
Even a few words can help someone decide - or make me smile by adding a photo of you in your T-Shirt! 💙
I recently purchased three caps for myself and relatives from Sarcastic Scots. I made an error in the order,which was promptly rectified by Sharon.The caps arrived well within the timeframe given,and they are of excellent quality.
I would not hesitate to use this company again in the future, or to recommend them.
Peter Farquhar
Peter, I'm so grateful you took the time to write this detailed review! I'm so happy you had a good experience with me and would come back in the future - that means the world to me and my small business. You look fab in your cap (no offence meant!) a huge thank you for sharing a photo!
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