Haud Yer Wheesht Long Sleeve T-Shirt

£26.99 GBP

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Color Black Navy Dark Grey Heather Military Green

Size S M L XL 2XL

Quantity

Made to order just for you – please double-check your size before ordering 💙
Printed by my trusted fulfilment partner (printed to order means less waste and better for the planet, but I can’t do returns or swaps). See more in my FAQ.

Lightweight, soft and breathable – this long sleeve T-Shirt is perfect for layering or wearing on its own when the Scottish weather can’t make up its mind! Comfortable enough for every day, with a classic unisex fit and smooth fabric that feels great against your skin.

Fabric & Fit

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Grey Heather is 52% cotton, 48% polyester)
• Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz / 142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for lasting shape
• Regular fit (please size up if you prefer a looser fit!)
• Unisex style

Size Guide

	SHIRT LENGTH (inches)	CHEST WIDTH (inches)	CHEST TO FIT (inches)	SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34	25
S	28	18	34-37	25 ⅝
M	29	20	38-41	26 ¼
L	30	22	42-45	26 ⅞
XL	31	24	46-49	27 ½
2XL	32	26	50-53	28 ⅛

	SHIRT LENGTH (cm)	CHEST WIDTH (cm)	CHEST TO FIT (cm)	SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
XS	68.6	42	78.7–86.4	63.5
S	71.1	45.7	86.4–94	65
M	73.7	50.8	96.5–104.1	66.6
L	76.2	55.9	106.7–114.3	68.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8–124.5	69.9
2XL	81.3	66	127–134.6	71.4

Standard vs Premium T-Shirts

Can’t decide which T-Shirt to choose? Here’s a quick guide:

🔹 Standard - £19.99

• Gildan 64000

• Classic fit - slightly boxier shape

• Lightweight soft cotton

• Great for everyday wear

• Perfect if you just love the design and want a fun, affordable T-Shirt

⚪ Premium - £24.99

• Bella + Canvas 3001

• More fitted and flattering shape

• Softer, smoother feel - made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

• Fabric is ultra-smooth and tightly woven - perfect for sharp, vibrant prints

• A great option if you love a comfy favourite

✨ Both have the same designs and are printed to order - so choose what suits your budget and style best. Either way, you’re getting peak Scottish banter. 💙

Where They're Made - T-Shirts, Hoodies and Sweatshirts

Your item is printed just for you, as close to your delivery address as possible - usually in the UK or US.

The blank products used (before your design is printed on them) are sourced from trusted suppliers and may come from:

The US, Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.

This made-to-order setup helps reduce waste and overproduction - no overstuffed warehouses here, just fresh prints on demand! 💙

Want to Learn More About the Brands?

Curious about quality or how your T-Shirt is made?

👉 Bella + Canvas – US vs Them

👉 Gildan – Our Story

I’ve chosen these blanks for comfort, quality, and better manufacturing practices — but feel free to check them out for yourself! 💙

Free Shipping!

There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price you’ll pay. 💙

Returns

Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.

Care Guide

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How to Measure for the Perfect Fit

Lay your favourite T-Shirt flat on a table.

Measure straight across the chest from armpit to armpit – that’s your width.

Compare it to our size chart to find your best match.

Size up if you like a looser fit — nae shame in that!

Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

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