Almost Scots 🀝🏻

For folk who weren't necessarily born Scottish or for those who moved away.

Free shipping, always.

πŸ’™ Multi-Buy Mix & Match πŸ’™

Bundle your favourites and save!

2–4 items = 5% off

5+ items = 10% off

Includes T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Mugs, Hats & Bags β€” so you can mix it up or match them all. Discount applied automatically at checkout.

Hiya, I’m Sharon πŸ‘‹

I run Sarcastic Scots β€” a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

There's new designs every Monday β€” so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

I’d recommend starting with these Best Sellers below, loved by Scots everywhere. πŸ‘‡πŸ»

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