Pure Crabbit

100% Pure Crabbit – No Additives

Proudly packed with misery, ill temper and just the right amount of surliness. This design celebrates the truly unfiltered Crabbitness of Scotland – no additives, no apologies. Whether you’re naturally grumpy or just well seasoned, it’s perfect for those who wear their mood like a badge of honour.

Available on Mugs, T-Shirts, and more.

Free shipping, always.

💙 Multi-Buy Mix & Match 💙

Bundle your favourites and save!

2–4 items = 5% off

5+ items = 10% off

Includes T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Mugs, Hats & Bags — so you can mix it up or match them all. Discount applied automatically at checkout.

Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

There's new designs every Monday — so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

Now that it’s getting chillier, it’s all about cosy sweatshirts and banter-packed beanies — made to order (no waste!) and shipped free to your door. 💙

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