Collection: Foodie Scots π
Fuelled by chips, Irn-Bru, and bad decisions.
A tribute to Scotlandβs finest cuisine β from deep-fried everything to hearty sarcasm. These designs are comfort food for the soul, best served with salt, vinegar, and zero judgement.
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π Multi-Buy Mix & Match π
Bundle your favourites and save!
2β4 items = 5% off
5+ items = 10% off
Includes T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Mugs, Hats & Bags β so you can mix it up or match them all. Discount applied automatically at checkout.
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Funny Scottish T-Shirt β Square Sausage Premium Tee
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Funny Scottish T-Shirt β Fuelled By Ginger & Deep Fried Expectations Premium Tee
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Keep Calm Have a Dram Premium T-Shirt
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Funny Scottish T-Shirt β Square Sausage Standard Tee
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Funny Scottish T-Shirt β Square Sausage Society Premium Tee
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Double It Premium T-Shirt
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Six Pack Standard T-Shirt
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Square Sausage, Round Roll Standard T-Shirt
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Funny Scottish T-Shirt β As Dry As A Plain Oatcake Premium Tee
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Deep Fried Soul Standard T-Shirt
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Yer Eyes Are Bigger Than Yer Belly Premium T-Shirt
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Stubborn Spirit Premium T-Shirt
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Six Pack Premium T-Shirt
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Well Fired, Well Happy Mug
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Scottish Unisex Sweatshirt β Fuelled By Sarcasm & Square Sausage
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Funny Scottish T-Shirt β Square Sausage, Round Roll Premium Tee
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Hiya, Iβm Sharon π
I run Sarcastic Scots β a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.
There's new designs every Monday β so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!
Iβd recommend starting with these Best Sellers below, loved by Scots everywhere. ππ»














