Collection: Foodie Scots π
Fuelled by chips, Irn-Bru, and bad decisions.
A tribute to Scotlandβs finest cuisine β from deep-fried everything to hearty sarcasm. These designs are comfort food for the soul, best served with salt, vinegar, and zero judgement.
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π Multi-Buy Mix & Match π
Bundle your favourites and save!
2β4 items = 5% off
5+ items = 10% off
Includes T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Mugs, Hats & Bags β so you can mix it up or match them all. Discount applied automatically at checkout.
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Funny Scottish T-Shirt β A Roll N Square Premium Tee
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Keep Calm Have A Dram Standard T-Shirt
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Funny Scottish T-Shirt β Certified Shortbread Consumer Standard Tee
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Funny Scottish T-Shirt β Certified Shortbread Consumer Premium Tee
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Funny Scottish T-Shirt β Seasoned Wi Salt Premium Tee
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Bite Me, I'm Scottish Grown Eco Tote Bag
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Bite Me I'm Scottish Grown Standard T-Shirt
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Certified Hoagie Wrap Standard T-Shirt
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Scottish T-Shirt β Mince Tatties And Mood Swings Premium Tee
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Feeling Forlorn Premium T-Shirt
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Funny Scottish T-Shirt β Deep Fried Soul Premium Tee
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Funny Scottish T-Shirt β Deep Fried Dignity Standard Tee
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Funny Scottish T-Shirt β Deep Fried Dignity Premium Tee
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Square Sausage Long Sleeve T-Shirt
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Powered By Sausage Rolls Standard T-Shirt
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Aged To Perfection Standard T-Shirt
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Hiya, Iβm Sharon π
I run Sarcastic Scots β a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.
There's new designs every Monday β so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!
Iβd recommend starting with these Best Sellers below, loved by Scots everywhere. ππ»















