Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

There's new designs every Monday — so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

Now that it’s getting chillier, it’s all about cosy sweatshirts and banter-packed beanies — made to order (no waste!) and shipped free to your door. 💙

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Scottish Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Scottish Long Sleeve T-Shirts – Made for Dreich Days

When the Scottish “summer breeze” feels suspiciously like November, these long sleeve tees have you covered — literally. Soft, comfy, and full of banter, each one’s printed to order with bold Scottish designs and pure dead brilliant humour.

Layer it up for hill walks, pub nights, or just moaning about the weather — these Scottish long sleeve T-Shirts are built for comfort, warmth, and sarcasm in equal measure.

P.S. There’s only a handful of designs that I’ve made into long sleeves so far — but I’m always up for adding more! 💙

If there’s a T-Shirt design of mine that you’d love to see as a long sleeve, just drop me a message and let me know which one.