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Personalise Yer Ain T-Shirt - Standard Fit

Personalise Yer Ain T-Shirt - Standard Fit

£20.99 GBP
£20.99 GBP
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Free shipping included
Pick Yer Colour
Then Yer Size

Free delivery • Professionally Printed to order • No faff

Add Yer Words

Up to five lines, with 12 characters on each line. Spaces, numbers and special characters count too. Make it yours.

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Your words
Add a wee graphic (optional)

Choose one graphic to sit beneath your words. You can remove it at any time.

Your T-Shirt: Black · S
Choose colour and size in the product options above.

Please check your wording carefully before adding to cart. Your design will be printed exactly as approved.

Add 2+ items for a wee discount 💙

After lots of you lovely lot asking me to add your favourite words and phrases to T-Shirts, I thought it was about time I handed over the reins… now you can make yer ain in the editor below! 💙

Add anything you like, with up to 5 lines of text, and choose whether to add one of my wee graphics too. Birthdays, anniversaries, hen and stag dos, holidays, family jokes, gifts, Christmas nonsense or just plain Scottishness, it’s entirely up to you.

You’ll see your design come to life as you type, so have a play until you’re happy with it.

A couple of wee important bits:

Please double-check your spelling before ordering, as your T-Shirt will be printed exactly as you’ve approved it on screen and I can’t be responsible for spelling mistakes in your personalised wording. (I have enough spelling disasters of my own. 😂)

And while Sarcastic Scots is certainly no stranger to the occasional swear word, please be sensible with anything particularly vulgar or offensive. My print partner has the final say over what they’re willing to print, so I can’t guarantee that every submission will be accepted.

Other than that…

Have fun. Be creative. Be good(ish). 💙

Your Personalisation

Add up to five lines, with up to 12 characters in each line. Spaces, numbers and special characters count too.

Please check your wording carefully before approving your design. It will be printed exactly as shown.

Size & Fit

True to size. Choose one size up if you prefer a looser fit. Check the guide below.

Printing & Delivery

Every T-Shirt is made to order just for you.

  • Production: 3 to 7 working days
  • Delivery: 2 to 5 days after dispatch
  • Free shipping on everything

Larger sizes may ship separately and take a wee bit longer.

Personalised Returns

Because each item is made just for you, I don’t offer returns or exchanges unless something arrives faulty.

If there’s any issue at all, just give me a shout. I’ll always help.

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Add Yer Words

Up to five lines, with 12 characters on each line. Spaces, numbers and special characters count too. Make it yours.

Product mockup
Your words
Add a wee graphic (optional)

Choose one graphic to sit beneath your words. You can remove it at any time.

Your T-Shirt: Black · S
Choose colour and size in the product options above.

Please check your wording carefully before adding to cart. Your design will be printed exactly as approved.

📏 Size Guide

Measured flat: Width = armpit to armpit • Length = shoulder to hem

Size Width Length Fits Chest
XS16.5″ (42cm)27″ (69cm)31–34″
S18″ (46cm)28″ (71cm)34–37″
M20″ (51cm)29″ (74cm)38–41″
L22″ (56cm)30″ (76cm)42–45″
XL24″ (61cm)31″ (79cm)46–49″
2XL26″ (66cm)32″ (81cm)50–53″
3XL28″ (71cm)33″ (84cm)54–57″
4XL30″ (76cm)34″ (86cm)58–61″
5XL31″ (79cm)35″ (89cm)62–65″

👉 Tip: Lay your favourite T-Shirt flat and measure armpit to armpit. Size up for a looser fit. Nae shame in that!

Sizes may vary by up to 1″ due to the made-to-order process. Larger sizes (2XL+) and some colours may ship from abroad.

Even a few words can help someone decide - or make me smile by adding a photo of you in your T-Shirt! 💙

Pair it with these (while you’re here)👇🏻

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