
Halloween Gift Guide
It’s Spooky Season, Pals! 🎃 This Halloween collection is bursting with playful Scottish banter — T-Shirts, hoodies, mugs and bags that’ll make you smile even in the dark. And it’s not just my stuff this year… further down the page, I'm sharing some of my friend's handmade Halloween magic too. Stick around for a frightfully good mix of humour and hauntingly beautiful creations!
Please note: Sarcastic Scots discount codes apply only to my own products and this website.

Halloween collection
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Crabbit And Cursed Standard T-Shirt
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He Who Carved The Neep Unisex Hoodie
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Guisin' Dolls Eco Tote Bag
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By Neeplight And Mischief Standard T-Shirt
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Nae Trick. Nae Treats Black Glossy Mug
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Guisin' Since The 80's Standard T-Shirt
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Crabbit And Cursed Black Glossy Mug
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Nae Trick. Nae Treats Standard T-Shirt
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Meet Jessica — an American artist who now lives in the English countryside. She fell in love with vintage spun-cotton ornaments back in 2018. She now creates playful, nostalgic pieces inspired by her favourite holidays, especially Halloween! 🎃

Nostalgic Halloween Magic, Made to Last 👻
Spun-cotton ornaments have their roots in old German and American holiday traditions, where simple cotton was shaped into charming little characters. Jessica takes that nostalgic craft and gives it a spooky twist, inspired by the vintage Halloween treasures she loved as a child. Her creations are made for adults and collectors — keepsakes with personality that can be enjoyed now and passed down through the family for many Halloweens to come.

Just a wee note: the links to Jessica’s creations will take you to her own website. Any purchases are made directly with her — I’ve got some of her pieces myself, and the tiny details always mesmerise me. I’d be so happy if you supported her beautiful handmade work too! 💙
A Wee Halloween FAQ
Q: Can I buy your T-Shirts and Jessica’s ornaments together in one checkout?
A: Afraid not, Pals — my T-Shirts, hoodies, and mugs etc are sold right here on Sarcastic Scots, while Jessica’s ornaments are purchased directly through her website.
Q: Do Sarcastic Scots discount codes work on Jessica’s website?
A: Nope — discount codes are only for Sarcastic Scots gear. Jessica’s handmade pieces are separate, one-of-a-kind works of art.
Q: Are Jessica’s ornaments safe for children?
A: They’re not toys — each piece takes many hours of careful work, and some have wee parts that could be dangerous. They’re designed for adults and collectors.
Q: Does Jessica ship internationally?
A: Yes — she ships to many countries, but at the moment she’s had to pause shipping to the USA because of complicated tariffs. (Hopefully just temporary!) Full details are on her Shipping & Delivery page.
Q: What if I have a question about one of Jessica’s ornaments?
A: You’re welcome to contact either of us — I’ll happily point you in the right direction, or you can reach Jessica directly through her site.
Handmade by Jessica Kathryn
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Vintage Style Sheep Wooden Ornament - £11.50
Vintage Style Sheep Wooden OrnamentA fluffy cutie in a bow tie—laser-cut from FSC birch and UV‑printed with Jessica’s original artwork, this vintage-style wooden sheep ornament (approx. 9.8 × 7 cm) hangs from sage ribbon and brings cheerful nostalgia to your home.
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Vintage Style Spun Cotton Ghost Girls Ornament - £53.00
Vintage Style Spun Cotton Ghost Girls OrnamentThis little ghost girl duo brings vintage charm to your Halloween décor — a tiny spun‑cotton diorama nestled inside a painted pumpkin, with a glittery dark-blue interior (including a black cat). At around 4 in. (11 cm) tall.
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Vintage Style Spun Cotton Pumpkin Man Ornament - £34.00
Vintage Style Spun Cotton Pumpkin Man OrnamentCheerfully spooky and full of vintage charm, this spun‑cotton Jack‑o‑lantern man stands about 8 in (20 cm) tall on pipe‑cleaner limbs, wears a silk sari‑scrap bow, and cradles a paper jack‑o‑lantern—all ready to dangle from its thread.
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Vintage Inspired Spun Cotton Ghost in Jack O' Lantern Ornament - £31.00
Vintage Inspired Spun Cotton Ghost in Jack O' Lantern OrnamentThis charming spun-cotton ghost (with his jack-o’-lantern pal) stands about 4.5 in (11.5 cm) tall. He wears a cheeky “BOO!” paper party hat and hangs from thread, ready-to-spook your décor.

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Vintage Style Spun Cotton Black Cat Ornament - £32.00
Vintage Style Spun Cotton Black Cat OrnamentThis vintage‑chic black cat measures about 3 in (7.5 cm) tall and is crafted using the spun‑cotton method—cotton molded over wire, then painted and decorated. She wears a bow of orange vintage lace trim, and even has a tiny spun‑cotton bat and a jingly bell dangling from her.
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Vintage Style Spun Cotton Pipe Cleaner Skeleton Ornament - £25.00
Vintage Style Spun Cotton Pipe Cleaner Skeleton OrnamentThis vintage-style skeleton (about 5.5 in / 14 cm tall) has a skull crafted from spun cotton and a body made of pipe cleaners—painted with a slightly aged look, complete with pink cheeks and a mustard silk‑sari bow tie. He carries a bit of gold garland, plus a paper cat and pumpkin, and dangles ready-to-haunt your tree from black thread.
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Vintage Style Spun Cotton Spider Ornament - £29.00
Vintage Style Spun Cotton Spider OrnamentThis delightfully vintage-style spider is about 5 in (13 cm) wide and 2.5 in tall—made using the traditional spun‑cotton method (cotton molded over wire), then painted with rosy cheeks and an aged finish. His pipe‑cleaner legs sport an orange bow of vintage lace trim. He comes dangling from black thread.
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Vintage Style Spun Cotton Skeleton Jack-o-Lantern Ornament - £49.00
Vintage Style Spun Cotton Skeleton Jack-o-Lantern OrnamentThis dapper little skeleton (approx. 4 in / 10 cm) peeks out of his friendly jack‑o‑lantern using the spun‑cotton tradition—cotton molded around wire, then painted for that slightly aged vintage effect. He’s decked out with a top hat (with black ribbon) and a turquoise bow tie made from silk sari scraps. Ready to dangle from black thread.

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Vintage Style Spun Cotton Jack-O-Lantern and Crow Ornament - £37.00
Vintage Style Spun Cotton Jack-O-Lantern and Crow OrnamentThis whimsical duo stands about 4.5 in (11 cm) tall — a vintage‑chic spun‑cotton jack‑o‑lantern with rosy cheeked charm, topped by a little spun‑cotton crow wearing a blue-and-white thread bow. Both dangle ready‑to‑spook your décor from black thread.
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Vintage Style Spun Cotton Spider Girl Ornament - £75.00
Vintage Style Spun Cotton Spider Girl OrnamentThis whimsical little scene (just over 4 in tall) shows a fearless spun‑cotton girl perched on a pipe‑cleaner spider, wearing a party hat with gold tinsel, and clutching a mini jack‑o‑lantern—with an even tinier spider in a hat on top. Crafted using the 19th-century German spun‑cotton method, it’s a nostalgic keepsake made for collectors and grownups, ready to dangle from black thread.
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Spun Cotton Halloween Cat Bucket - £53.00
Spun Cotton Halloween Cat BucketThis spooky‑cute spun‑cotton cat bucket (about 5 in / 12 cm tall) brings vintage charm to your Halloween décor. Made with the traditional 19th-century German spun‑cotton technique—cotton molded over wire, painted, and shaped—she’s filled with tiny spun‑cotton sweets: a chocolate bar, candy corn, a mallow pumpkin, and a swirly lollipop.
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Vintage Style Spun Cotton & Needle Felted Orange Sheep Ornament - £24.00
Vintage Style Spun Cotton & Needle Felted Orange Sheep OrnamentThese bright orange sheep (around 3.5 in tall) are crafted with needle-felted wool bodies and spun‑cotton heads and limbs—a delightful mix of two vintage techniques. With rosy pink cheeks, aged vintage paint, and a dainty black bow, she dangles ready-to-hang on your tree or mantel.

A wee final note: Jessica’s creations are truly one-of-a-kind, so some pieces may already be sold out. If you see something you love, don’t wait too long — once it’s gone, it’s gone! These ornaments aren’t toys and aren’t meant for children, as each one takes many, many hours of careful, loving work (and some have tiny parts that could be dangerous). Jessica wraps and posts every item with the utmost care, and if you have any questions at all, you’re welcome to reach out to either of us. Happy Spooky Season, Pals! 🎃👻

Seen enough spooks? Wander back to the full Sarcastic Scots shop and treat yerself.
