Collection: Get Tae 🚫

For when words fail and patience has left the building.

Short. Sharp. To the point. This collection says exactly what you’re thinking — without wasting breath. Perfect for everyday irritation, mild rage, and moments when “Get Tae” really is the politest option available.

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Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand (with a wee supervisor 🐾) turning Scottish humour, sarcasm and a healthy dose of crabbitness into things folk actually want to wear.

I release new designs regularly, so keep an eye out — or sign up to my newsletter to be the first to see all the good stuff. 💙

Everything here is made to order just for you, which means printing and delivery can take a wee bit longer — but it also means less waste and better quality.

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