Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

There's new designs every Monday — so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

Now that it’s getting chillier, it’s all about cosy sweatshirts and banter-packed beanies — made to order (no waste!) and shipped free to your door. 💙

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Grumpy Scots T-Shirts - £19.99

Proudly pessimistic. Whether it’s raining (again) or you’re just not in the mood, these designs speak fluent moan.

These are Standard Quality T-Shirts, Gildan 64000. Soft, Classic Fit, with Unique Designs. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Free shipping, always.

💙 Multi-Buy Mix & Match 💙

Bundle your favourites and save!

2–4 items = 5% off

5+ items = 10% off

Includes T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Mugs, Hats & Bags — so you can mix it up or match them all. Discount applied automatically at checkout.