Sarcastic Scots | T-Shirts Worn. Banter Born.

Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

There's new designs every Monday — so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

Now that it’s getting chillier, it’s all about cosy sweatshirts and banter-packed beanies — made to order (no waste!) and shipped free to your door. 💙

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Celebrate Scotland in style — browse my Scottish T-Shirts collection full of banter, pride & bold designs. Click to explore 👇

Featured Collections

Scottish T-Shirts
Scottish T-Shirts: Bold, Banter & Pride Want a T-Shirt that spells “I’m...

Scottish T-Shirts
Hoodies
For when a T-Shirt isn’t warm enough! Unisex Gildan Hoodies, warm and...

Hoodies
Sweatshirts
For when a T-Shirt isn’t warm enough! Unisex Gildan Sweatshirts, warm and...

Sweatshirts
Funny Scottish Beanies
Keep Yer Heid 🧢 From Baw Heid to Rocket Heid, I’ve stitched up...

Funny Scottish Beanies

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"Crabbit by Choice was an absolutely perfect t-shirt choice for my husband! He was delighted with the slogan and the quality of the t-shirt was first class. I will most definitely be using again."

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Everybody’s Pure Mad for This Yin
Gotta keep those Baldy Heid’s cosy!
Baldy Heid Cosy Beanie
Brand Spankin’ New
Naughty, Nice, Sarcastic ✅ Available on T-Shirts, Sweatshirts and Mugs.
Naughty Nice Sarcastic Sweatshirt

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Why Shop Here?

💙 Made to Order

Every T-Shirt/Sweatshirt/Hoodie is printed just for you and every Beanie is embroidered — nae waste, nae landfill, just fresh sarcasm on demand.

💌 Free Shipping, Always

No hidden extras. The price you see is the price you pay, wherever you are in the world.

👕 Quality You’ll Feel

Soft, comfy clothing that will actually last — whether you go for Premium or Standard, they’re built for banter.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Born in Scotland, Full of Banter

Dreamed up in Fife with a cuppa and a crabbit streak — shipped Worldwide so everyone can join in.

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Sarcastic Scots brings you a collection of Scottish-themed T-Shirts packed with wit, banter, and a touch of national pride.

From sarcastic slogans to iconic Scottish humour, these designs are made for those who appreciate a laugh - and a comfy T-Shirt.

Shop unique, Scottish-inspired T-Shirts, Sweatshirts, and Hoodies, printed to order and delivered worldwide. Proudly serving banter since 2025, because serious is overrated.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Designed in Scotland - perfect for gifting, or just treating yourself. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

How It Works

1. Pick your design & size
2. It gets printed just for you
3. Ships it to your door within 10 days

Easy Peasy!

If your item comes damaged or wrong, (which is very rare) I’ll do my best to right it. No faff, just telling the truth like we Scots do. 💙

Let customers speak for us

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Got this for son he walks dogs so loved it early Xmas prezzies thank you will defo be ordering more stuff. Scottish humour canny beat it 😅

Marie

11/06/2025

Organic Cotton Embroidered Scottish Beanie – Can I Clap Yer Dug?

Love this hat its just such a perfect gift

Love this hat its just such a perfect gift which i know will make the recipient laugh

Anonymous

11/06/2025

Scottish Embroidered Beanie – Baldy Heid Cosy

Brilliant T-shirt!

Brilliant T-shirt! I bought it for my Dad and he loves it :-)

Anonymous

11/05/2025

Awa' An' Bile Yer Heid Standard T-Shirt

Excellent quality T shirt and the message on it is perfect for my son

Excellent quality T shirt and the message on it is perfect for my son. I would recommend these shirts for quality and smooth ordering and delivery. Sarcastic Scots is an excellent company to deal with.

Jessie Ann Steven

10/31/2025