Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋
I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.
There's new designs every Monday — so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!
If you spot something you love, dinnae wait too long – Christmas orders take a wee bit longer the closer we get to the big day. 💙
I’d recommend starting with these Best Sellers below, loved by Scots everywhere. 👇🏻
Deck yersel out in sarcasm this Christmas!
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Sarcastic Scots 😉
Because sincerity’s overrated. Sharp wit, dry banter, and a smile that says...
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Crabbit Scots 😠
For those who wake up scunnered and stay that way. Whether you’re...
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Dog Loving Scots 🐶
Because “Can I Clap Yer Dug?” is a lifestyle. For the proud...
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Banter Scots 💬
Where the chat’s strong, and the tea’s even stronger. For the ones...
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Foodie Scots 🍟
Fuelled by chips, Irn-Bru, and bad decisions. A tribute to Scotland’s finest...
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Proud Scots 🏴
For folk who’ll never swap their Saltire for sunshine. From Highland pride...
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Famous Scots 🐉
For folk who're a fan of Nessie, Highland Coos and other famous...
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Almost Scots 🤝🏻
For folk who weren't necessarily born Scottish or for those who moved...
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Bought this for my partner as the sentiment suited her personality to a T. I'm pleased to say she was delighted with it. She said, and I quote, "F-----g brilliant, ah'll wear it at the next Independence Rally. Cannae wait tae get shot o' those f-----g w-----s doon in Westminster"
Fast delivery and great service
Great. Bought as a Christmas present for my UA living son. I think he’ll love explaining to people what a numpty is.
Delighted with my purchase. I am a Scot living in Norfolk, but haven’t forgotten any of those sayings. Thanks for a good quality item and a big laugh
Hazel
Bought as a Christmas present and the wording is bound to bring a smile!
Item is well made with a good strong colour for the hat and the embroidered wording is finished beautifully.
Great item and would highly recommend.
The beanies were fantastic- such a good Christmas gift- thank you! X
It’s for my husband for Christmas, I’m very pleased with it, good quality and the writing is really great.
As with the other tshirt I bought I'm sending it to my other son in Australia! I'm sure they will both be delighted!
I absolutely love my mug🥰another one that is perfect for that first cuppa in the morning or a mug of hot soup on a cold day.From the first message to ask Sharon if she could design a mug for me and Sharon telling me what she had in mind, to receiving it, nothing was to much hassle. Thank you so so much and i will be looking out for more designs for yas to do😊
Sorry been busy… I love my cosy and can’t wait till the colder weather to wear it… Had it on to show the wife… Her response… That’s Class!.
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