
Hiya, Iām Sharon š
I run Sarcastic Scots ā a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into T-Shirts folk can actually wear. Every orderās made just for you (no waste!) and shipped free to your door. š
New designs land every Monday ā come back for fresh banter, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

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From bundle deals to newsletter perks, the Discounts page has all the best offers in one handy place. Go have a wee nosy! š
Best Sellers š
Sarcastic. Scottish. Best Sellers (and a few future legends).
These are the designs that get bought, laughed at, and worn most ā plus a few up-and-coming classics that are well on their way. Pick yer favourite, or annoy someone with it. š
Free shipping, always.
š Multi-Buy Mix & Match š
Bundle your favourites and save!
2ā4 items = 5% off
5+ items = 10% off
Includes T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Mugs, Hats & Bags ā so you can mix it up or match them all. Discount applied automatically at checkout.
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Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine Premium T-Shirt
4.89 / 5.0
(36) 36 total reviews
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Crabbit By Choice Premium T-Shirt
4.86 / 5.0
(22) 22 total reviews
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Grumpy By Choice Premium T-Shirt
4.92 / 5.0
(12) 12 total reviews
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Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine Standard T-Shirt
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Get all the details before you decide - fabric info, size charts, and what makes each item different. š
Let customers speak for us
from 1414 reviewsCrabbit by Choice was an absolutely perfect t-shirt choice for my husband! He was delighted with the slogan and the quality of the t-shirt was first class. I will most definitely be using again.

Lovely Quality Broyght a lot of smiles to peopleās faces š

Great quality, order arrived promptly,liked all 3 designs I bought

I absolutely loved my T-shirt and althoughthe other one is for my cousin in USA, Iām sure sheāll totally love it too. Material washes well and keeps it shape too

Love the T shirt, good quality and quick delivery.

The detail on the Red Deer Thistle pins is very beautiful and a nice size. Also, the customer service is amazing, Sharon truly cares about her customers and the quality of the products she sells!!

Absolutely superb love it and always good to support a small business.

Great shirt haven't worn it yet waiting to show it off in Cyprus next month to a friend who wears loads of Grumpy T-shirts :)

It's my brother to a tee. He looks just like the t-shirt image. š
. It's a wee Xmas present.
Many thanks. Luv your stuff.

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Nice quality and sizing looks good.

Sharon here (the designer of Sarcastic Scots) ā I ordered this to make sure the quality lived up to the name!
This is the Premium T-Shirt in Berry, size 2XL. The print is sharp and the colours are vibrant. Itās honestly so soft and lightweight I can barely feel it on my skin.
If you like a softer, slightly more fitted feel ā this oneās for you.

Sharon here (the designer of Sarcastic Scots) ā I bought one of these to test the quality, because I only want to sell stuff Iād actually use myself.
This Navy Blue Cap is comfy and easy to adjust. I donāt have a massive heid, and Iāve had to tighten it quite a bit ā so thereās definitely space for larger heads too. (But aye, please do check the sizing before you order!)

Sarcastic Scots brings you a collection of Scottish-themed T-Shirts packed with wit, banter, and a touch of national pride.
From sarcastic slogans to iconic Scottish humour, our designs are made for those who appreciate a laugh - and a comfy T-Shirt.
Shop unique, Scottish-inspired T-Shirts, Sweatshirts, and Hoodies, printed to order and delivered worldwide. Proudly serving banter since 2025, because serious is overrated.
š“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ Designed in Scotland - perfect for gifting, or just treating yourself. š“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ
New Stuff This Week. š“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ
New things this week, made to order just for you. š
Free shipping, always.
š Multi-Buy Mix & Match š
Bundle your favourites and save!
2ā4 items = 5% off
5+ items = 10% off
Includes T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Mugs, Hats & Bags ā so you can mix it up or match them all. Discount applied automatically at checkout.
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Naw We Wullnae Standard T-Shirt
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Naw We Wullnae Premium T-Shirt
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Fur Coat And Nae Knickers Standard T-Shirt
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Fur Coat And Nae Knickers Premium T-Shirt
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For Yer Heid š§¢
Keep Yer Heid š§¢
From Baw Heid to Rocket Heid, weāve stitched up the perfect insults to keep yer lugs cosy. These embroidered beanies are bold, sarcastic, and pure dead brilliant for the Baltic months. Whether your pals call ye a Muckle Heid or you just want folk to Gieās Peace, thereās a hat here with your name on it (sort of).
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Massive Heid Embroidered Beanie
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Baldy Heid Cosy Cuffed Beanie
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Crabbit By Choice Embroidered Beanie
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Baw Heid Embroidered Beanie
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All Collections
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Standard T-Shirts - £19.99
These are Standard Quality T-Shirts, Gildan 64000. Soft, Classic Fit, with Unique...
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Premium T-Shirts - £24.99
These are Premium Quality T-Shirts, Bella + Canvas 3001. True-To-Size, with Unique...
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Sweatshirts
For when a T-Shirt isnāt warm enough! Unisex Gildan Sweatshirts, warm and...
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Hats & Bags
For yer heid and hauns. Hats are embroidered and Bags are printed....
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Framed Prints
Framed Prints ā Sarcasm, Sorted. For walls that are too bare and...
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Enamel Pins
Enamel Pins are so easy to give as gifts as they are...