Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

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Now that it’s getting chillier, it’s all about cosy sweatshirts and banter-packed beanies — made to order (no waste!) and shipped free to your door. 💙

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Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Crabbit By Choice Premium Tee

Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Crabbit By Choice Premium Tee

£24.99 GBP
£24.99 GBP
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Wear it like a warning label!

Features

• Bold slogan: “Scottish By Birth, Crabbit By Choice”

• Front design, Sleeve print and Branded label on the inside

• Made to order just for you – please double-check your size 💙

• Printed by my trusted fulfilment partner (Printed to order – less waste, better for the planet 💙 Please note: I can’t do returns or swaps. See more HERE)

• Delivery can take up to 10 days – sometimes longer during busy times

Fabric & Fit

• 100% Cotton

• Soft and Comfortable

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• True to Size (Please order a size up if you want a bigger fit!)

• Unisex Style

Lightweight, soft and smooth - the Bella + Canvas 3001 is widely used by small businesses for its comfort and quality.

Prefer the Standard Gildan 64000?

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Explore the full range of Scottish T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Beanies, Prints, Caps, Enamel Pins, Stickers, and Postcards – perfect for the Sarcastic, the Crabbit, and the Pure Dead Brilliant. Free shipping on everything!

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Standard vs Premium T-Shirts

Can’t decide which T-Shirt to choose? Here’s a quick guide:

🔹 Standard - £19.99

• Gildan 64000

• Classic fit - slightly boxier shape

• Lightweight soft cotton

• Great for everyday wear

• Perfect if you just love the design and want a fun, affordable T-Shirt

⚪ Premium - £24.99

• Bella + Canvas 3001

• More fitted and flattering shape

• Softer, smoother feel - made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

• Fabric is ultra-smooth and tightly woven - perfect for sharp, vibrant prints

• A great option if you love a comfy favourite

✨ Both have the same designs and are printed to order - so choose what suits your budget and style best. Either way, you’re getting peak Scottish banter. 💙

Where They're Made - T-Shirts, Hoodies and Sweatshirts

Your item is printed just for you, as close to your delivery address as possible - usually in the UK or US.

The blank products used (before your design is printed on them) are sourced from trusted suppliers and may come from:

The US, Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.

This made-to-order setup helps reduce waste and overproduction - no overstuffed warehouses here, just fresh prints on demand! 💙

Want to Learn More About the Brands?

Curious about quality or how your T-Shirt is made?

👉 Bella + Canvas – US vs Them

👉 Gildan – Our Story

I’ve chosen these blanks for comfort, quality, and better manufacturing practices — but feel free to check them out for yourself! 💙

Free Shipping!

There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price you’ll pay. 💙

Returns

Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.

Care Guide

Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colours. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.

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📏 Size Guide – Premium T-Shirt (Bella + Canvas 3001)

Measured flat: Width = armpit to armpit, Length = shoulder to hem.

• XS: Width 16.5″ (42cm) – Length 27″ (69cm) – Fits chest 31–34″

• S: Width 18″ (46cm) – Length 28″ (71cm) – Fits chest 34–37″

• M: Width 20″ (51cm) – Length 29″ (74cm) – Fits chest 38–41″

• L: Width 22″ (56cm) – Length 30″ (76cm) – Fits chest 42–45″

• XL: Width 24″ (61cm) – Length 31″ (79cm) – Fits chest 46–49″

• 2XL: Width 26″ (66cm) – Length 32″ (81cm) – Fits chest 50–53″

• 3XL: Width 28″ (71cm) – Length 33″ (84cm) – Fits chest 54–57″

• 4XL: Width 30″ (76cm) – Length 34″ (86cm) – Fits chest 58–61″

• 5XL: Width 31″ (79cm) – Length 35″ (89cm) – Fits chest 62–65″

👉 Tip: Lay your favourite T-shirt flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare with this chart. Size up if you like a looser fit — nae shame in that!

Want more?

Explore the Scottish T-Shirts collection for more banter-filled designs. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Scottish T-Shirts

Even a few words can help someone decide - or make me smile by adding a photo of you in your T-Shirt! 💙

Customer Reviews

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Bernadette
Crabbit by Choice was an absolutely perfect

Crabbit by Choice was an absolutely perfect t-shirt choice for my husband! He was delighted with the slogan and the quality of the t-shirt was first class. I will most definitely be using again.

I'm so happy your husband loves his T-Shirt! Thank you so much for your kind words, please let me know if there's ever a specific design you'd love to see.

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Billy Sinclair
Great quality

Great quality, order arrived promptly,liked all 3 designs I bought

Thank you - I'm so happy you like your T-Shirts!

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Bernard
It's my brother to a tee

It's my brother to a tee. He looks just like the t-shirt image. 😅. It's a wee Xmas present.
Many thanks. Luv your stuff.

Thank you so much! 😄 I absolutely love when someone buys something as a gifts to someone it suits.

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Anonymous
Nice quality and sizing looks good

Nice quality and sizing looks good.

Great news - thank you!

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Una

Thank you for the stars!

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