Slightly Sweary, Deeply Scottish | Standard Fit T-Shirt
Slightly Sweary, Deeply Scottish | Standard Fit T-Shirt
Free delivery • Professionally Printed or Embroidered to order • No faff
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A wee bit sweary. A whole lot Scottish. No apologies.
Features
- Bold slogan: "Slightly Sweary, Deeply Scottish"
✔️ Soft, comfortable unisex fit
✔️ True to size (see size guide below)
✔️ 100% cotton — built for everyday wear
✔️ Printed to order — no mass-produced nonsense
Standard or Premium?
Standard = classic everyday fit.
Premium = softer, lighter feel — not thicker or heavier.
Loved by sarcastic Scots all over the place 💙
Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻
Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻
A proper comfy T-Shirt you’ll actually want to wear.
- 100% cotton soft-style fabric
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Durable print that won’t crack after a couple of washes
- Designed with a bit of Scottish attitude
Size & Fit
Size & Fit
True to size — size up if you prefer a looser fit. Check the guide below!
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Every item is made to order just for you.
- Production: 3–7 working days
- Delivery: 2–5 days after dispatch
- Free shipping on everything
Larger sizes may ship separately and take a wee bit longer.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
Because each item is made just for you, I don’t offer returns or exchanges unless something arrives faulty.
If there’s any issue at all, just give me a shout — I’ll always help.

📏 Size Guide
Measured flat: Width = armpit to armpit • Length = shoulder to hem
| Size | Width | Length | Fits Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5″ (42cm) | 27″ (69cm) | 31–34″ |
| S | 18″ (46cm) | 28″ (71cm) | 34–37″ |
| M | 20″ (51cm) | 29″ (74cm) | 38–41″ |
| L | 22″ (56cm) | 30″ (76cm) | 42–45″ |
| XL | 24″ (61cm) | 31″ (79cm) | 46–49″ |
| 2XL | 26″ (66cm) | 32″ (81cm) | 50–53″ |
| 3XL | 28″ (71cm) | 33″ (84cm) | 54–57″ |
| 4XL | 30″ (76cm) | 34″ (86cm) | 58–61″ |
| 5XL | 31″ (79cm) | 35″ (89cm) | 62–65″ |
👉 Tip: Lay your favourite T-shirt flat and measure armpit to armpit. Size up for a looser fit — nae shame in that!
Sizes may vary by up to 1″ due to the made-to-order process. Larger sizes (2XL+) and some colours may ship from abroad.
Even a few words can help someone decide - or make me smile by adding a photo of you in your T-Shirt! 💙
T shirt arrived very quickly, quality is excellent as usual and can't wait to wear it on holiday!! Thank you once again 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 xx
Amazing, thank you! Have a fantastic holiday! 💙
Well made great fitting t-shirt great design and quality as usual.
Thank you so much! 🥰
Great t-shirt, I love wearing it
Great news, thank you!
all t-shirts are first class and great quality service from sarcastic scot’s is brill defo be buying more 10out of10 keep up the good work
Thank you so much for these lovely words! I really appreciate you.
Thank you!
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