• Scottish T-Shirt by Sarcastic Scots
  • Scottish T-Shirt by Sarcastic Scots
  • Scottish T-Shirt by Sarcastic Scots
  • Scottish T-Shirt by Sarcastic Scots
  • Scottish T-Shirt by Sarcastic Scots
  • Scottish T-Shirt by Sarcastic Scots
  • Scottish T-Shirt by Sarcastic Scots
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Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Square Sausage Premium Tee

Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Square Sausage Premium Tee

£24.99 GBP
£24.99 GBP
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Features

  • Bold slogan: “Fuelled By Sarcasm & Square Sausage”
  • 100% cotton – soft, comfy, everyday wear
  • Printed to order in 3–7 working days, then shipped
  • Most orders arrive within a few days after dispatch
  • Please check the size guide below before ordering

    • Fabric & Fit

    • Standard tee – classic fit (size up for a looser feel)
    • Premium tee – softer, smoother, more fitted feel
    • Pre-shrunk fabric
    • Unisex style

    Lightweight, soft and smooth – built for comfort, built for banter.

    Standard vs Premium T-Shirts

    Can’t decide which T-Shirt to choose? Here’s a quick guide:

    🔹 Standard - £19.99

    • Gildan 64000

    • Classic fit - slightly boxier shape

    • Lightweight soft cotton

    • Great for everyday wear

    • Perfect if you just love the design and want a fun, affordable T-Shirt

    ⚪ Premium - £24.99

    • Bella + Canvas 3001

    • More fitted and flattering shape

    • Softer, smoother feel - made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

    • Fabric is ultra-smooth and tightly woven - perfect for sharp, vibrant prints

    • A great option if you love a comfy favourite

    ✨ Both have the same designs and are printed to order - so choose what suits your budget and style best. Either way, you’re getting peak Scottish banter. 💙

    Where They're Made - T-Shirts, Hoodies and Sweatshirts

    Your item is printed just for you, as close to your delivery address as possible - usually in the UK or US.

    The blank products used (before your design is printed on them) are sourced from trusted suppliers and may come from:

    The US, Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.

    This made-to-order setup helps reduce waste and overproduction - no overstuffed warehouses here, just fresh prints on demand! 💙

    Want to Learn More About the Brands?

    Curious about quality or how your T-Shirt is made?

    👉 Bella + Canvas – US vs Them

    👉 Gildan – Our Story

    I’ve chosen these blanks for comfort, quality, and better manufacturing practices — but feel free to check them out for yourself! 💙

    EU Product Information

    Manufactured and fulfilled by Printful.

    Meets EU safety and flammability requirements.

    Manufacturer: Printful, Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050.

    EU Warranty: 2 years.

    For adults (not suitable for children’s wear).

    Free Shipping!

    There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price you’ll pay. 💙

    Returns

    Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.

    Care Guide

    Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colours. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.

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    • 📏 Size Guide – Premium T-Shirt (Bella + Canvas 3001)

      Measured flat: Width = armpit to armpit, Length = shoulder to hem.

      • XS: Width 16.5″ (42cm) – Length 27″ (69cm) – Fits chest 31–34″

      • S: Width 18″ (46cm) – Length 28″ (71cm) – Fits chest 34–37″

      • M: Width 20″ (51cm) – Length 29″ (74cm) – Fits chest 38–41″

      • L: Width 22″ (56cm) – Length 30″ (76cm) – Fits chest 42–45″

      • XL: Width 24″ (61cm) – Length 31″ (79cm) – Fits chest 46–49″

      • 2XL: Width 26″ (66cm) – Length 32″ (81cm) – Fits chest 50–53″

      • 3XL: Width 28″ (71cm) – Length 33″ (84cm) – Fits chest 54–57″

      • 4XL: Width 30″ (76cm) – Length 34″ (86cm) – Fits chest 58–61″

      • 5XL: Width 31″ (79cm) – Length 35″ (89cm) – Fits chest 62–65″

      👉 Tip: Lay your favourite T-shirt flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare with this chart. Size up if you like a looser fit — nae shame in that!

    Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

    I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand (with a wee supervisor 🐾) turning Scottish humour, sarcasm and a healthy dose of crabbitness into things folk actually want to wear.

    I release new designs regularly, so keep an eye out — or sign up to my newsletter to be the first to see all the good stuff. 💙

    Everything here is made to order just for you, which means printing and delivery can take a wee bit longer — but it also means less waste and better quality.

    If you’re not sure where to start, these Best Sellers below are loved by Scots everywhere. 👇🏻

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