“Baldy Heid Cosy” Embroidered Beanie
“Baldy Heid Cosy” Embroidered Beanie
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A proper comfy hat you’ll reach for every day 💙
✔️ Soft, comfortable fit that sits just right
✔️ Quality embroidered design — no fading or peeling
✔️ Easy to wear with anything
✔️ Built to last, whatever the weather’s doing
A favourite for keeping warm, shaded, or just avoiding folk 💙
Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻
Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻
A proper comfy hat for keeping warm, shaded, or just avoiding folk.
• Soft, comfortable fit that sits just right
• Clean embroidered design that won’t fade or peel
• Easy to throw on with anything
• Built to handle whatever the weather (or your mood) throws at it
• Designed with a bit of Scottish attitude
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Every item is made to order just for you.
- Production: 3–7 working days
- Delivery: 2–5 days after dispatch
- Free shipping on everything
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
Because each item is made just for you, I don’t offer returns or exchanges unless something arrives faulty.
If there’s any issue at all, just give me a shout — I’ll always help.

Size Chart
📏 Beanie Size Guide:
Measured flat, with stretch in mind:
• Head circumference (A): 17¼–18½″ (44–47cm) – stretches to fit most adult heads
• Height (B): 8⅝″ (22cm)
• Cuff (C): 3″ (7.5cm)
• Depth (D): 8⅛″ (20.5cm)
One size fits most adults. Beanies have natural stretch for a comfy fit.
Cap Size Guide:
• 100% chino cotton twill.
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile.
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown, 20.5-23.5" (52-59.7 cm) circumference, 4.5" (11.5 cm) height
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Organic Cotton Beanie Size Guide:
Measured flat (allow for natural stretch):
• Height (Crown to Hem): ~8.3″ (21 cm)
• Cuff Height (Folded): ~3″ (7.5 cm)
• Head Circumference (Comfort Range): ~21–23.5″ (53–60 cm)
• Flat Width (unstretched): ~7.5–8.1″ (19–20.5 cm)
Tip: Cotton rib stretches with wear; if you’re between sizes or prefer it loose, this style runs on the snug side.
Even a few words can help someone decide - or make me smile by adding a photo of you in your T-Shirt! 💙
Love it! Actually a Christmas present for my "Follicle Challenged" buddy. He's not seen it but his Wife was in fits when I showed her
Amazing! I hope it keeps his Heid cosy, always happy to make people laugh.
Easy to order, great quality , and first class delivery time…….
Thank you much!
Thank you!
Brilliant-very warm hatand very funny. Has hardly been off my husband’s head since he got it.
That's amazing, thank you!
Love it really good quality will use again
Thanks so much, Pal. 💙
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