Crabbit By Choice

For those born wi’ a scowl, fuelled by sarcasm, and proud of it. Whether you’re reppin’ your mood on a mug, hoodie, or hat - this collection’s for every glorious grump north of the border (and a few honorary ones, too).

Wear it. Sip from it. Gift it. Just don’t smile about it.

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💙 Multi-Buy Mix & Match 💙

Bundle your favourites and save!

2–4 items = 5% off

5+ items = 10% off

Includes T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Mugs, Hats & Bags — so you can mix it up or match them all. Discount applied automatically at checkout.

 

Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

There's new designs every Monday — so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

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