Crabbit By Choice 😠

For those born wi’ a scowl, fuelled by sarcasm, and proud of it. Whether you’re reppin’ your mood on a mug, hoodie, or hat - this collection’s for every glorious grump north of the border (and a few honorary ones, too).

Wear it. Sip from it. Gift it. Just don’t smile about it.

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Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand (with a wee supervisor đŸŸ) turning Scottish humour, sarcasm and a healthy dose of crabbitness into things folk actually want to wear.

I release new designs regularly, so keep an eye out — or sign up to my newsletter to be the first to see all the good stuff. 💙

Everything here is made to order just for you, which means printing and delivery can take a wee bit longer — but it also means less waste and better quality.

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