Hiya, Iโ€™m Sharon ๐Ÿ‘‹

Welcome to Sarcastic Scots โ€” a one-woman Scottish brand where every T-Shirt is dreamed up by me (usually with a cuppa in hand and my daft wee dog nearby ๐Ÿพ).

This isnโ€™t a big company โ€” itโ€™s just me, making sure everythingโ€™s comfy, full of humour, and sent straight to your door with free shipping. ๐Ÿ’™

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Pure Crabbit Premium T-Shirt

Pure Crabbit Premium T-Shirt

ยฃ24.99 GBP
ยฃ24.99 GBP
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Straight from the source.

Includes front design, bold sleeve print, and branded label - for those who want to wear their mood on their sleeve.

Made to order just for you โ€“ please double-check your size before buying. ๐Ÿ’™

This item is printed especially for you by my fulfilment partner. I donโ€™t hold stock, so I canโ€™t offer returns or size swaps.

Delivery can take up to 10 days โ€“ sometimes longer during busy periods.

See my FAQ, Ordering โ€“ How It Works, and Policypages for more info โ€“ or check the reviews to see what others have said!

Thanks for understanding โ€“ I really appreciate you. ๐Ÿ’™

โ€ข 100% Cotton

โ€ข Soft and Comfortable

โ€ข Pre-shrunk fabric

โ€ข True to Size (Please order a size up if you want a bigger fit!)

โ€ข Unisex Style

Lightweight, soft and smooth - the Bella + Canvas 3001 is widely used by small businesses for its comfort and quality.

If you prefer a heavier feel, check out my Standard T-Shirts too!

Size Guide (inches):

Size

Length

Width

Chest

XS

27

16ยฝ

31โ€“34

S

28

18

34โ€“37

M

29

20

38โ€“41

L

30

22

42โ€“45

XL

31

24

46โ€“49

2XL

32

26

50โ€“53

3XL

33

28

54โ€“57

4XL

34

30

58โ€“61

5XL

35

31

62โ€“65

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Size Guide (cm):

Size

Length

Width

Chest (cm)

XS

68.6

42

78.7โ€“86.4

S

71.1

45.7

86.4โ€“94

M

73.7

50.8

96.5โ€“104.1

L

76.2

55.9

106.7โ€“114.3

XL

78.7

61

116.8โ€“124.5

2XL

81.3

66

127โ€“134.6

3XL

83.8

71.1

137.2โ€“144.8

4XL

86.4

76.2

147.3โ€“155

5XL

89

78.7

157.5โ€“165

Standard vs Premium T-Shirts

Canโ€™t decide which T-Shirt to choose? Hereโ€™s a quick guide:

๐Ÿ”นย Standard - ยฃ19.99

โ€ข Gildan 64000

โ€ข Classic fit - slightly boxier shape

โ€ข Lightweight soft cotton

โ€ข Great for everyday wear

โ€ข Perfect if you just love the design and want a fun, affordable T-Shirt

โšชย Premium - ยฃ24.99

โ€ข Bella + Canvas 3001

โ€ข More fitted and flattering shape

โ€ข Softer, smoother feel - made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

โ€ข Fabric is ultra-smooth and tightly woven - perfect for sharp, vibrant prints

โ€ข A great option if you love a comfy favourite

โœจ Both have the same designs and are printed to order - so choose what suits your budget and style best. Either way, youโ€™re getting peak Scottish banter. ๐Ÿ’™

Where They're Made - T-Shirts, Hoodies and Sweatshirts

Your item is printed just for you, as close to your delivery address as possible - usually in the UK or US.

The blank products used (before your design is printed on them) are sourced from trusted suppliers and may come from:

The US, Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.

This made-to-order setup helps reduce waste and overproduction - no overstuffed warehouses here, just fresh prints on demand! ๐Ÿ’™

Want to Learn More About the Brands?

Curious about quality or how your T-Shirt is made?

๐Ÿ‘‰ Bella + Canvas โ€“ US vs Them

๐Ÿ‘‰ Gildan โ€“ Our Story

Iโ€™ve chosen these blanks for comfort, quality, and better manufacturing practices โ€” but feel free to check them out for yourself! ๐Ÿ’™

Free Shipping!

There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price youโ€™ll pay. ๐Ÿ’™

Returns

Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.

Care Guide

Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colours. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.

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How to Measure for the Perfect Fit

Lay your favourite T-Shirt flat on a table.

Measure straight across the chest from armpit to armpit โ€“ thatโ€™s your width.

Compare it to our size chart to find your best match.

Size up if you like a looser fit โ€” nae shame in that!

Even a few words can help someone decide - or make me smile by adding a photo of you in your T-Shirt! ๐Ÿ’™

Customer Reviews

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Anonymous
100% Crabbit

Roomy, comfortable fabric, just what I wanted.

Thank you so much, I'm so glad you like it.

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Robert
Suits me to a T

Well made, comfortable and roomy and message is spot on. Second tshirt from this company and will certainly buy more

Thank you so much, Pal. The fact that you came back for another means so much to my wee business!

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Ian
Amazing quality great gift for my dads 85th

Amazing quality great gift for my dads 85th birthday he loves it

A massive Happy Birthday to your Dad - I'm so incredibly happy that he loves his T-Shirt. It's always such an honour for me to have anything I've created gifted on a special occasion, thank you!