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“Pure Crabbit” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel

“Pure Crabbit” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel

£24.99 GBP
£24.99 GBP
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Free delivery • Printed to order • No faff

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No additives. No dilution. Just pure, unfiltered crabbit.

Features

  • Bold slogan: "100% Pure Crabbit"

✔️ Soft, comfortable unisex fit
✔️ True to size (see size guide below)
✔️ 100% cotton — built for everyday wear
✔️ Printed to order — no mass-produced nonsense

Standard or Premium?
Standard = classic everyday fit.
Premium = softer, lighter feel — not thicker or heavier.

Loved by sarcastic Scots all over the place 💙

Choose your fit: ⭐ Premium – softer feel, better fit (most popular) 👍🏻 Standard – classic fit, lower price

Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻

A proper comfy T-Shirt you’ll actually want to wear.

  • 100% cotton soft-style fabric
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Durable print that won’t crack after a couple of washes
  • Designed with a bit of Scottish attitude

Size & Fit

True to size — size up if you prefer a looser fit. Check the guide below!

Shipping & Delivery

Every item is made to order just for you.

  • Production: 3–7 working days
  • Delivery: 2–5 days after dispatch
  • Free shipping on everything

Larger sizes may ship separately and take a wee bit longer.

Returns & Exchanges

Because each item is made just for you, I don’t offer returns or exchanges unless something arrives faulty.

If there’s any issue at all, just give me a shout — I’ll always help.

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📏 Size Guide

Measured flat: Width = armpit to armpit • Length = shoulder to hem

Size Width Length Fits Chest
XS16.5″ (42cm)27″ (69cm)31–34″
S18″ (46cm)28″ (71cm)34–37″
M20″ (51cm)29″ (74cm)38–41″
L22″ (56cm)30″ (76cm)42–45″
XL24″ (61cm)31″ (79cm)46–49″
2XL26″ (66cm)32″ (81cm)50–53″
3XL28″ (71cm)33″ (84cm)54–57″
4XL30″ (76cm)34″ (86cm)58–61″
5XL31″ (79cm)35″ (89cm)62–65″

👉 Tip: Lay your favourite T-shirt flat and measure armpit to armpit. Size up for a looser fit — nae shame in that!

Sizes may vary by up to 1″ due to the made-to-order process. Larger sizes (2XL+) and some colours may ship from abroad.

Even a few words can help someone decide - or make me smile by adding a photo of you in your T-Shirt! 💙

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