Crabbit? Nae bother.

For days when the weather’s dreich and your patience is on a tea-break.

"One for the 'grumpies'

Ordered for my partner. He loves it. Good customer service. Fast Delivery. Good quality t-shirt"

For those who wake up scunnered and stay that way.

Whether you’re raging at the weather, the Wi-Fi, or humanity in general, this collection’s for you. T-Shirts, mugs, and hoodies that say what your face already does. Perfect for the perpetually papped-off.

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High quality T shirt

I recived my Get Tae T shirt today and its is of very good quality the fit is true to size none of this slim fit nonsense with these t shirts the delivery was within one week I will be definitely ordering more 10/10 👍

Mark Newlands
“Get Tae. A timeless Scottish sentiment” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
“Get Tae. A timeless Scottish sentiment” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
Good quality t shirt

I recived my Get Tae T shirt today and I love it the T shirt is off high quality and the fit is true to size none of this tight fitting nonsense I love the fact that they are made to order and not mas produced and helping a small business owner is always a bonus for me ....delivery was quick around a week which also is very good 10/10 I will be ordering again for sure x

Mark Newlands
“Get Tae.” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
“Get Tae.” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
Great quality t-shirt and hubbys new

Great quality t-shirt and hubbys new favourite

Dianne
“Bawbag” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
“Bawbag” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
BELTER!

Delighted with my t-shirts!
Great product,price and delivery.👌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Colin Taylor
“Crabbit By Choice” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
“Crabbit By Choice” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
I don’t receive it till Father’s Day but I’m sure it’s brill

I don’t receive it till Father’s Day but I’m sure it’s brill.

MR RAYMOND G ELLIOTT
“Get Tae.” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
“Get Tae.” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
Fast delivery

Fast delivery, good quality clothing

William W
“Get Tae.” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
“Get Tae.” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
BELTERS!

Delighted with my t-shirts!
Great product,price and delivery 👌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Colin Taylor
“Nae Danger” Standard Fit T-Shirt
“Nae Danger” Standard Fit T-Shirt
Loved it

Loved it. Good quality.Accurate sizing.

Jeremy Martel
“Aye, Maybe = Naw” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
“Aye, Maybe = Naw” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
Great tshirt great quality loads oh comments

Great tshirt great quality loads oh comments fast delivery come on folks get buying support these wee businesses 😊

Elizabeth Simpson
Aye Right Premium Embroidered T-Shirt
Aye Right Premium Embroidered T-Shirt
Love

Love it

Iain Whamond
“Square Sausage Society” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
“Square Sausage Society” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
Excellent t-shirt

Excellent t-shirt, always makes people laugh

Tam McGinn T MCGINN
Sarcastic Scots
Crabbit in Boston

Boston loving the crabbit t-shirt! Best of luck scotland 🥳

Shuggy Obrien
“Crabbit By Choice” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
“Crabbit By Choice” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
Absolutely ‘Pure dead brilliant’ as the sayin’ goes

Absolutely ‘Pure dead brilliant’ as the sayin’ goes.

Alan MacArthur
“Jimmy The Noo Ya Bam” Premium Soft T-Shirt
“Jimmy The Noo Ya Bam” Premium Soft T-Shirt
Love it and getting plenty of comments about an

Love it and getting plenty of comments about an explanation of what it really means!!

Janice Walton
“Haud Yer Wheesht” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
“Haud Yer Wheesht” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
Im very happy with the t shirts I bought I

Im very happy with the t shirts I bought I cannot wait to see what America thinks of them

GEORGE McMeechan
Sarcastic Scots

Scottish by Birth, Crabbit by Choice.

Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand (with a wee supervisor 🐾) turning Scottish humour, sarcasm and a healthy dose of crabbitness into things folk actually want to wear.

I release new designs regularly, so keep an eye out — or sign up to my newsletter to be the first to see all the good stuff. 💙

Everything here is made to order just for you, which means printing and delivery can take a wee bit longer — but it also means less waste and better quality.

If you’re not sure where to start, these Best Sellers below are loved by Scots everywhere. 👇🏻

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