Crabbit? Nae bother.
For days when the weather’s dreich and your patience is on a tea-break.
"One for the 'grumpies'
Ordered for my partner. He loves it. Good customer service. Fast Delivery. Good quality t-shirt"
For those who wake up scunnered and stay that way.
Whether you’re raging at the weather, the Wi-Fi, or humanity in general, this collection’s for you. T-Shirts, mugs, and hoodies that say what your face already does. Perfect for the perpetually papped-off.
Free shipping, always.
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“Crabbit By Choice” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
4.89 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
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“Grumpy By Choice” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
4.93 / 5.0
(15) 15 total reviews
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“Haud Yer Wheesht” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
4.9 / 5.0
(10) 10 total reviews
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“Crabbit By Choice” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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“Pure Crabbit” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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“Not Grumpy Just Scottish” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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“Awa' An' Bile Yer Heid” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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“Grumpy By Choice” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Free shipping, always.
All orders printed to order - please allow up to 10 days.
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from 1665 reviewsgood quality tee shirt, very amusing logo. Went down a hoot at the pub
Can see people smiling as they walk by. Great talking point.
Bought for a Christmas gift. For cousin who lives over the border. Hope it makes her smile
great tshirt,my mum loves hers
Very pleased with the quality as always. I’m gifting this to my brother when he visits, along with the matching mug I ordered. Very happy with my purchase.
Love anything funny about our lovely country. Especially when its written in our own dialect.
Highest of quality. Totally sarcastastic and Scottish. Loved it. It was a gift and they loved it too
Really chuffed wi ma t-shirt. Good quality. And nae mibbes aboot it!
T shirt arrived very quickly, quality is excellent as usual and can't wait to wear it on holiday!! Thank you once again 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 xx
I've bought several tees recently, including a couple I requested. They are lovely and soft, and the lettering is sharp and clear. I can thoroughly recommend, and I will be buying more as soon as I can.
Amazing as always, great fit and washes perfect
A gift for my son in law in snow country. I know he is going to love it. I’m going to buy one more for the other bald headed man in my life. Very good quality. I’m very pleased.
Scottish by Birth, Crabbit by Choice.
Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋
I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand (with a wee supervisor 🐾) turning Scottish humour, sarcasm and a healthy dose of crabbitness into things folk actually want to wear.
I release new designs regularly, so keep an eye out — or sign up to my newsletter to be the first to see all the good stuff. 💙
Everything here is made to order just for you, which means printing and delivery can take a wee bit longer — but it also means less waste and better quality.
If you’re not sure where to start, these Best Sellers below are loved by Scots everywhere. 👇🏻
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“Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
4.74 / 5.0
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“Baldy Heid Cosy” Embroidered Beanie
5.0 / 5.0
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“Crabbit By Choice” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
4.89 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
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“Get Tae.” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
4.38 / 5.0
(16) 16 total reviews
Regular price From £18.99 GBPRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From £18.99 GBP
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