
Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋
Welcome to Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman Scottish brand where every T-Shirt is dreamed up by me (usually with a cuppa in hand and my daft wee dog nearby 🐾).
This isn’t a big company — it’s just me, making sure everything’s comfy, full of humour, and sent straight to your door with free shipping. 💙
Sarcastic, Scottish and Built for Banter.
Sharp quips. Soft T-Shirts. Maximum side-eye.
Sarcastic. Scottish. Best Sellers.
Sharp wit, softer T-Shirts. These are the designs that get the biggest laughs (and the odd raised eyebrow) — plus a few fresh banter bombs that are destined for greatness. Wear them to charm, roast, or just keep folk on their toes.
Free shipping, always.
💙 Multi-Buy Mix & Match 💙
Bundle your favourites and save!
2–4 items = 5% off
5+ items = 10% off
Includes T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Mugs, Hats & Bags — so you can mix it up or match them all. Discount applied automatically at checkout.
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Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine Premium T-Shirt
4.89 / 5.0
(36) 36 total reviews
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My People Skills Are Fine Premium T-Shirt
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine Standard T-Shirt
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine Navy Blue Cap
5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Massive Heid Embroidered Beanie
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Square Sausage Premium T-Shirt
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Your Wee Ray Of Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine Premium T-Shirt
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My Sunshine Face Standard T-Shirt
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"Super comfortable Tshirt to wear. Great wording, raises smiles Definitely recommend."
Let customers speak for us
from 1405 reviewsAbsolutely superb love it and always good to support a small business.

Great shirt haven't worn it yet waiting to show it off in Cyprus next month to a friend who wears loads of Grumpy T-shirts :)

It's my brother to a tee. He looks just like the t-shirt image. 😅. It's a wee Xmas present.
Many thanks. Luv your stuff.

Nice quality and sizing looks good.

Sharon here (the designer of Sarcastic Scots) – I ordered this to make sure the quality lived up to the name!
This is the Premium T-Shirt in Berry, size 2XL. The print is sharp and the colours are vibrant. It’s honestly so soft and lightweight I can barely feel it on my skin.
If you like a softer, slightly more fitted feel – this one’s for you.

Sharon here (the designer of Sarcastic Scots) – I bought one of these to test the quality, because I only want to sell stuff I’d actually use myself.
This Navy Blue Cap is comfy and easy to adjust. I don’t have a massive heid, and I’ve had to tighten it quite a bit – so there’s definitely space for larger heads too. (But aye, please do check the sizing before you order!)

Sharon here (the designer of Sarcastic Scots) – I ordered one of these for myself because it’s important to me that I’m offering quality items. This is the Standard T-Shirt in Purple, size 2XL. It’s soft, lightweight, and comfy – and loose enough that it doesn’t feel like it’s choking me at the neck. A really easy everyday T-Shirt to wear.

I bought this to wear to my local dog park for a laugh, It’s very comfortable, the material washes really well

I purchased this as a gift for family member in the U.S.A and she absolutely loved it

Pure dead brilliant and perfect for wearing at my pipeband practice. Good quality and definitely the size as stated. Love it.

Roomy, comfortable fabric, just what I wanted.

Love the Scottish banter. Bought this for my son's birthday, he lives in England. I'm sure he will give adequate translation to the local natives where he lives

Free shipping, always.
All orders printed to order - please allow up to 10 days.
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Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine Premium T-Shirt
4.89 / 5.0
(36) 36 total reviews
Regular price From £24.99 GBPRegular priceUnit price / per -
Your Wee Ray Of Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine Premium T-Shirt
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My People Skills Are Fine Premium T-Shirt
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Square Sausage Premium T-Shirt
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"Understated sarcasm
Great quality t-shirt with the perfect slogan"
Best Sellers
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Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine Premium T-Shirt
4.89 / 5.0
(36) 36 total reviews
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Crabbit By Choice Premium T-Shirt
4.85 / 5.0
(20) 20 total reviews
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Grumpy By Choice Premium T-Shirt
4.91 / 5.0
(11) 11 total reviews
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Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine Standard T-Shirt
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Free shipping on everything!
Printed to order - no waste, no mass production.
Delivered in approx. 10 days.
Support a Scottish small business,
Thank you so much. 💙
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