Sarcastic, Scottish and Built for Banter.

Sharp quips. Soft T-Shirts. Maximum side-eye.

"Super comfortable Tshirt to wear. Great wording, raises smiles Definitely recommend."

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All orders printed to order - please allow up to 10 days.

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"Understated sarcasm

Great quality t-shirt with the perfect slogan"

Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand (with a wee supervisor 🐾) turning Scottish humour, sarcasm and a healthy dose of crabbitness into things folk actually want to wear.

I release new designs regularly, so keep an eye out — or sign up to my newsletter to be the first to see all the good stuff. 💙

Everything here is made to order just for you, which means printing and delivery can take a wee bit longer — but it also means less waste and better quality.

If you’re not sure where to start, these Best Sellers below are loved by Scots everywhere. 👇🏻

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Free shipping on everything!
Printed to order - no waste, no mass production.
Delivered in approx. 10 days.
Support a Scottish small business,
Thank you so much. 💙

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