Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

Welcome to Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman Scottish brand where every T-Shirt is dreamed up by me (usually with a cuppa in hand and my daft wee dog nearby 🐾).

This isn’t a big company — it’s just me, making sure everything’s comfy, full of humour, and sent straight to your door with free shipping. 💙

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Crabbit By Choice Embroidered Beanie

£22.00 GBP

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Color Black Navy Royal Spruce Heather Grey

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A snug, form-fitting beanie. It's not only a great head-warming piece but a staple accessory in anyone's wardrobe… especially for our Scottish weather!

One size fits all? Not if you’ve got a Massive Heid! (Or a tiny one for that matter.) Please check the measurements below. 💙

• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic
• Unisex style
• Hand washable

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

	A (inches)	B (inches)	C (inches)	D (inches)
One size	17 ¼-18 ½	8 ⅝	3	8 ⅛

	A (cm)	B (cm)	C (cm)	D (cm)
One size	44-47	22	7.5	20.5

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There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price you’ll pay. 💙

Returns

Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.

Care Guide

To properly care for an embroidered beanie, wash it inside out in cold water, use a gentle cycle with a mild detergent, and avoid harsh chemicals or bleach. Never iron over the embroidery, and air dry flat to prevent shrinkage and damage.