Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

Welcome to Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman Scottish brand where every T-Shirt is dreamed up by me (usually with a cuppa in hand and my daft wee dog nearby 🐾).

This isn’t a big company — it’s just me, making sure everything’s comfy, full of humour, and sent straight to your door with free shipping. 💙

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Crabbit By Choice Eco Tote Bag

Crabbit By Choice Eco Tote Bag

£22.00 GBP
£22.00 GBP
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Tote Yer Sass in Style

This sturdy organic cotton tote is perfect for carrying everything from tatties to tantrums. Roomy, reusable, and ready for whatever the day flings at ye — whether it’s a trip to the shops or a passive-aggressive wander round the book festival. 💙

Please note, each bag is only printed on one side.

• 100% certified organic cotton (nae plastic here, pal)

• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)

• Size: 16″ × 14½″ × 5″ (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)

• Carries up to 30 lbs (13.6 kg) — that’s a lot of messages

• Strong 1″ straps with a comfy 24.5″ length

• Open main compartment for maximum chuck-it-in convenience

• Ethically made to order — no waste, no bother

Your bag is printed just for you when you order, which helps cut down on overproduction. Thanks for choosing a tote that’s as thoughtful as it is pure dead brilliant.

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There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price you’ll pay. 💙

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Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.

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