
Hiya, Iβm Sharon π
Welcome to Sarcastic Scots β a one-woman Scottish brand where every T-Shirt is dreamed up by me (usually with a cuppa in hand and my daft wee dog nearby πΎ).
This isnβt a big company β itβs just me, making sure everythingβs comfy, full of humour, and sent straight to your door with free shipping. π
Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine Hoodie
Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine Hoodie
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We have a wonderful sense of humour in Scotland!
Includes front design, bold sleeve print - for those who want to wear their sarcasm on their sleeve.
This product is made especially for you once you place your order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Please pay close attention to the sizing as your order canβt be changed once itβs been printed. See my FAQ for more information. π
β’ 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
β’ Soft and Comfortable
β’ Pre-shrunk fabric
β’ Lined Hood with matching Drawcord
β’ True To Size (Please order a size up if you want a bigger fit!)
β’ Unisex Style
Size guide
Β | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) |
S | 27 | 20 |
M | 28 | 22 |
L | 29 | 24 |
XL | 30 | 26 |
2XL | 31 | 28 |
3XL | 32 | 30 |
4XL | 33 | 32 |
5XL | 34 | 34 |
Β | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) |
S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
L | 73.7 | 61 |
XL | 76.2 | 66 |
2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
Standard vs Premium T-Shirts
Standard vs Premium T-Shirts
Canβt decide which T-Shirt to choose? Hereβs a quick guide:
πΉΒ Standard - Β£19.99
β’ Gildan 64000
β’ Classic fit - slightly boxier shape
β’ Lightweight soft cotton
β’ Great for everyday wear
β’ Perfect if you just love the design and want a fun, affordable T-Shirt
βͺΒ Premium - Β£24.99
β’ Bella + Canvas 3001
β’ More fitted and flattering shape
β’ Softer, smoother feel - made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
β’ Fabric is ultra-smooth and tightly woven - perfect for sharp, vibrant prints
β’ A great option if you love a comfy favourite
β¨ Both have the same designs and are printed to order - so choose what suits your budget and style best. Either way, youβre getting peak Scottish banter. π
Where They're Made - T-Shirts, Hoodies and Sweatshirts
Where They're Made - T-Shirts, Hoodies and Sweatshirts
Your item is printed just for you, as close to your delivery address as possible - usually in the UK or US.
The blank products used (before your design is printed on them) are sourced from trusted suppliers and may come from:
The US, Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.
This made-to-order setup helps reduce waste and overproduction - no overstuffed warehouses here, just fresh prints on demand! π
Want to Learn More About the Brands?
Curious about quality or how your T-Shirt is made?
π Bella + Canvas β US vs Them
Iβve chosen these blanks for comfort, quality, and better manufacturing practices β but feel free to check them out for yourself! π
Free Shipping!
Free Shipping!
There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price youβll pay. π
Returns
Returns
Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.
Care Guide
Care Guide
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colours. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
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How to Measure for the Perfect Fit
Lay your favourite T-Shirt flat on a table.
Measure straight across the chest from armpit to armpit β thatβs your width.
Compare it to our size chart to find your best match.
Size up if you like a looser fit β nae shame in that!

Even a few words can help someone decide - or make me smile by adding a photo of you in your T-Shirt! π