Crabbit & Scunnered | Embroidered Beanie
Crabbit & Scunnered | Embroidered Beanie
Free delivery • Professionally Embroidered to order • No faff
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A proper comfy hat you’ll reach for every day 💙
✔️ Soft, comfortable fit that sits just right
✔️ Quality embroidered design — no fading or peeling
✔️ 100% Turbo acrylic fabric
✔️ Easy to wear with anything
✔️ Built to last, whatever the weather’s doing
A favourite for keeping warm, shaded, or just avoiding folk 💙
Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻
Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻
A proper comfy hat for keeping warm, shaded, or just avoiding folk.
• Soft, comfortable fit that sits just right
• Clean embroidered design that won’t fade or peel
• Easy to throw on with anything
• Built to handle whatever the weather (or your mood) throws at it
• Designed with a bit of Scottish attitude
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Every item is made to order just for you.
- Production: 3–7 working days
- Delivery: 2–5 days after dispatch
- Free shipping on everything
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
Because each item is made just for you, I don’t offer returns or exchanges unless something arrives faulty.
If there’s any issue at all, just give me a shout — I’ll always help.

Size Chart
📏 Beanie Size Guide:
Measured flat, with stretch in mind:
• Head circumference (A): 17¼–18½″ (44–47cm) – stretches to fit most adult heads
• Height (B): 8⅝″ (22cm)
• Cuff (C): 3″ (7.5cm)
• Depth (D): 8⅛″ (20.5cm)
One size fits most adults. Beanies have natural stretch for a comfy fit.
Cap Size Guide:
• 100% chino cotton twill.
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile.
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown, 20.5-23.5" (52-59.7 cm) circumference, 4.5" (11.5 cm) height
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
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