• Scottish Beanie by Sarcastic Scots
  • Person Wearing a Gray Embroidered Scottish Beanie Hat – "Can I Clap Yer Dug?" design by Sarcastic Scots
  • Scottish Beanie by Sarcastic Scots
  • Scottish Beanie by Sarcastic Scots
  • Scottish Beanie by Sarcastic Scots
  • Scottish Beanie by Sarcastic Scots
  • Scottish Beanie by Sarcastic Scots
  • Scottish Beanie by Sarcastic Scots
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Scottish Embroidered Beanie – Can I Clap Yer Dug?

Scottish Embroidered Beanie – Can I Clap Yer Dug?

£24.00 GBP
£24.00 GBP
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The ultimate dog-daft accessory.

This embroidered Scottish beanie is built for sarcasm, sideways rain, and the occasional “summer breeze.” A cosy head-warmer that keeps your heid toasty and your humour intact – pure dead brilliant as a gift too. 💙

Why It’s Worth It

• Thick, premium embroidery – nae cheap prints here

• 100% Turbo Acrylic – soft, durable, and hypoallergenic

• Snug, form-fitting unisex style with natural stretch

• Tracked UK shipping included (worth £4!)

• Hand washable for easy care – nae shrinking disasters

Size & Fit

One size fits most (head circumference 17¼–18½″ / 44–47cm). Beanies have natural stretch for a comfy fit. Please check the size guide below 💙

Sustainability Note

Made to order – less waste, better for the planet 🌍 Delivery can take up to 10 days, sometimes longer during busy times.

Explore the full range of Scottish T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Beanies, Enamel Pins, Stickers, and Postcards – perfect for the Sarcastic, the Crabbit, and the Pure Dead Brilliant. Free shipping on everything!

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Beanie Size Guide (One Size)

Measured flat, with stretch in mind:

• Head circumference (A): 17¼–18½″ (44–47cm) – stretches to fit most adult heads

• Height (B): 8⅝″ (22cm)

• Cuff (C): 3″ (7.5cm)

• Depth (D): 8⅛″ (20.5cm)

👉 One size fits most adults. Beanies have natural stretch for a comfy fit.

Free Shipping!

There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price you’ll pay. 💙

Returns

Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.

Care Guide

To properly care for an embroidered beanie, wash it inside out in cold water, use a gentle cycle with a mild detergent, and avoid harsh chemicals or bleach. Never iron over the embroidery, and air dry flat to prevent shrinkage and damage.

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Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

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