• Scottish Sweatshirt by Sarcastic Scots
  • Scottish Sweatshirt by Sarcastic Scots
  • Scottish Sweatshirt by Sarcastic Scots
  • Scottish Sweatshirt by Sarcastic Scots
  • Scottish Sweatshirt by Sarcastic Scots
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Fuelled By Sarcasm & Square Sausage Sweatshirt

Fuelled By Sarcasm & Square Sausage Sweatshirt

£29.99 GBP
£29.99 GBP
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Free delivery • Printed to order • No faff

Features

  • Bold slogan: "Fuelled By Sarcasm & Square Sausage"

    • A proper cosy layer for whatever the day throws at ye 💙

    ✔️ Soft, warm fabric with a fleecy inside
    ✔️ Relaxed unisex fit — easy to layer
    ✔️ Durable print that lasts
    ✔️ Made to order — no mass-produced nonsense

    Worn and loved by sarcastic Scots all over the place 💙

    Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻

    A proper cosy sweatshirt for staying warm and mildly annoyed.

    • Soft cotton-blend fabric with a warm, fleecy inside
    • Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for layering up
    • Durable print that won’t give up after a couple of washes
    • Designed with a bit of Scottish attitude

    Size & Fit

    True to size — size up if you prefer a looser fit. Check the guide below!

    Shipping & Delivery

    Every item is made to order just for you.

    • Production: 3–7 working days
    • Delivery: 2–5 days after dispatch
    • Free shipping on everything

    Larger sizes may ship separately and take a wee bit longer.

    Returns & Exchanges

    Because each item is made just for you, I don’t offer returns or exchanges unless something arrives faulty.

    If there’s any issue at all, just give me a shout — I’ll always help.

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    📏 Size Guide

    Unisex Sweatshirt

    Measured flat: Width = armpit to armpit • Length = shoulder to hem

    Size Width Length Fits Chest
    S20″ (51cm)27″ (69cm)34–36″
    M22″ (56cm)28″ (71cm)38–40″
    L24″ (61cm)29″ (74cm)42–44″
    XL26″ (66cm)30″ (76cm)46–48″
    2XL28″ (71cm)31″ (79cm)50–52″
    3XL30″ (76cm)32″ (81cm)54–56″
    4XL32″ (81cm)33″ (84cm)58–60″
    5XL34″ (86cm)34″ (86cm)62–64″

    👉 Tip: This sweatshirt has a regular unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic look, or size up if you want a looser, comfier feel.

    Sizes may vary by up to 1″ due to the made-to-order process. Larger sizes (2XL+) and some colours may ship from abroad depending on stock availability.

    Even a few words can help someone decide - or make me smile by adding a photo of you in your T-Shirt! 💙

    Pair it with these (while you’re here)👇🏻

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