Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

There's new designs every Monday — so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

Now that it’s getting chillier, it’s all about cosy sweatshirts and banter-packed beanies — made to order (no waste!) and shipped free to your door. 💙

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Sarcastic. Crabbit. Pure Dead Brilliant.

Scottish design T-Shirts for folk who are Scottish, could be Scottish, or just love a bit of Scottish banter. From Highland coos to sarcasm and grumpy sayings — there’s a tee here with your name on it. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Soft, modern fit, feels a bit fancier.

Shop Standard T-Shirts

Sturdy, classic fit, pure value for money.

💙 Free Shipping & Bundle Deals 💙

Always free delivery (nae hidden extras).

Mix & Match: 2–4 items = 5% off | 5+ items = 10% off.

Works across T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Mugs, Hats & Bags.

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