Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into T-Shirts folk can actually wear. Every order’s made just for you (no waste!) and shipped free to your door. 💙

New designs land every Monday — come back for fresh banter, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

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Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine

My Best Selling Design, now available on multiple products!

It might be grey outside, but this is the kind of sunshine you can always guarantee. ☀️

Packed with Scottish humour and just the right level of passive-aggressive cheer, this best-selling design is now strutting its stuff across T-Shirts, Hoodies, Mugs, and even a wee cap.

Free shipping, always.

💙 Multi-Buy Mix & Match 💙

Bundle your favourites and save!

2–4 items = 5% off

5+ items = 10% off

Includes T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Mugs, Hats & Bags — so you can mix it up or match them all. Discount applied automatically at checkout.