AWRITE PAL? 👋🏻
Looks like you’ve spotted one of my T-Shirts in the wild!
Aye… the person wearing it clearly has excellent taste. 😜
Welcome to Sarcastic Scots
I’m Sharon, a Scottish designer based in Fife, creating funny Scottish T-Shirts for fellow lovers of Scottish banter. 💙
Everything is designed by me in Scotland and made to order by my fulfilment partners, so there’s nae mass-produced nonsense sitting in a warehouse.
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The ones that flew off the shelves, got worn to death, and earned their place at the top. These are the T-Shirts, hoodies, and gifts that customers keep coming back for, and the ones their pals end up ordering too.
I've also snuck in a few newcomers that are shaping up to be future legends. You heard it here first.
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“Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
4.74 / 5.0
(39) 39 total reviews
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“Baldy Heid Cosy” Embroidered Beanie
5.0 / 5.0
(42) 42 total reviews
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“Crabbit By Choice” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
4.89 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
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“Get Tae.” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
4.38 / 5.0
(16) 16 total reviews
Regular price From £18.99 GBPRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From £18.99 GBP -
“Grumpy By Choice” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
4.93 / 5.0
(15) 15 total reviews
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“My People Skills Are Fine” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
5.0 / 5.0
(13) 13 total reviews
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“Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
Regular price From £18.99 GBPRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From £18.99 GBP -
“Slightly Sweary Deeply Scottish” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
5.0 / 5.0
(11) 11 total reviews
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“Get Tae. A timeless Scottish sentiment” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Standard Fit
5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
Regular price From £18.99 GBPRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From £18.99 GBP -
“Haud Yer Wheesht” Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Premium Soft Feel
4.9 / 5.0
(10) 10 total reviews
Regular price From £22.99 GBPRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From £22.99 GBP
If someone sent you here from a Scottish festival, Highland Games, pipe band event, family gathering, or random supermarket encounter…
Tell them they’re officially braw. ⭐
Not feeling sarcastic?
If you love Scotland but don’t always feel the humour, please check out my other website. Coorie Creatures is focussed on wildlife-inspired designs for folk who feel most at home outdoors, by the water, in the garden, or curled up with a cup of tea.
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