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Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine Standard Tee

Funny Scottish T-Shirt – Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine Standard Tee

£19.99 GBP
£19.99 GBP
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The sun’s out, sarcasm’s in. This T-Shirt is for every Scot who brightens a room - by roasting everyone in it.

"Great quality tshirt. I love it because when I wear it, it makes people smile 😃"

Features

• Bold slogan: “Your Ray Of Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine Has Arrived”

• Front design

• Made to order just for you – please double-check your size 💙

• Printed by my trusted fulfilment partner (Printed to order – less waste, better for the planet 💙 Please note: I can’t do returns or swaps. See more HERE)

• Delivery can take up to 10 days – sometimes longer during busy times

Fabric & Fit

• 100% Cotton

• Soft and Comfy

• Seamless Body

• Classic Fit (Please order a size up if you want a looser fit!)

• Unisex Style

Durable and great for everyday wear - the Gildan 64000 offers a classic feel with a slightly heavier cotton than my Premium T-Shirt, while still being lightweight and comfy.

Prefer the Premium version with fancy sleeve print?

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Standard vs Premium T-Shirts

Can’t decide which T-Shirt to choose? Here’s a quick guide:

🔹 Standard - £19.99

• Gildan 64000

• Classic fit - slightly boxier shape

• Lightweight soft cotton

• Great for everyday wear

• Perfect if you just love the design and want a fun, affordable T-Shirt

⚪ Premium - £24.99

• Bella + Canvas 3001

• More fitted and flattering shape

• Softer, smoother feel - made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

• Fabric is ultra-smooth and tightly woven - perfect for sharp, vibrant prints

• A great option if you love a comfy favourite

✨ Both have the same designs and are printed to order - so choose what suits your budget and style best. Either way, you’re getting peak Scottish banter. 💙

Where They're Made - T-Shirts, Hoodies and Sweatshirts

Your item is printed just for you, as close to your delivery address as possible - usually in the UK or US.

The blank products used (before your design is printed on them) are sourced from trusted suppliers and may come from:

The US, Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.

This made-to-order setup helps reduce waste and overproduction - no overstuffed warehouses here, just fresh prints on demand! 💙

Want to Learn More About the Brands?

Curious about quality or how your T-Shirt is made?

👉 Bella + Canvas – US vs Them

👉 Gildan – Our Story

I’ve chosen these blanks for comfort, quality, and better manufacturing practices — but feel free to check them out for yourself! 💙

Free Shipping!

There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price you’ll pay. 💙

Returns

Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.

Care Guide

Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colours. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.

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  • 📏 Size Guide – Standard T-Shirt (Gildan 64000)

    Measured flat: Width = armpit to armpit, Length = shoulder to hem.

    • S: Width 18″ (46cm) – Length 28″ (71cm) – Fits chest 34–37″

    • M: Width 20″ (51cm) – Length 29″ (74cm) – Fits chest 38–41″

    • L: Width 22″ (56cm) – Length 30″ (76cm) – Fits chest 42–45″

    • XL: Width 24″ (61cm) – Length 31″ (79cm) – Fits chest 46–49″

    • 2XL: Width 26″ (66cm) – Length 32″ (81cm) – Fits chest 50–53″

    • 3XL: Width 28″ (71cm) – Length 33″ (84cm) – Fits chest 54–57″

    👉 Tip: Lay your favourite T-shirt flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare with this chart. Size up if you like a looser fit — nae shame in that!

Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

There's new designs every Monday — so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

Now that it’s getting chillier, it’s all about cosy sweatshirts and banter-packed beanies — made to order (no waste!) and shipped free to your door. 💙

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