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Crabbit By Choice V-Neck T-Shirt

Crabbit By Choice V-Neck T-Shirt

£26.99 GBP
£26.99 GBP
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This product is made especially for you once you place your order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Please pay close attention to the sizing as your order can’t be changed once it’s been printed. See my FAQ for more information. 💙

• V-Neck
• 100% Cotton
• Pre-Shrunk Fabric
• Regular Fit (Please order a size up if you want a looser fit!)
• Unisex Style

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) BODY WIDTH (inches)
S 27 ¾ 18
M 28 ¾ 20
L 29 ¾ 22
XL 30 ¾ 24
2XL 31 ¾ 26
  BODY LENGTH (cm) BODY WIDTH (cm)
S 70.5 45.7
M 73 50.8
L 75.6 55.9
XL 78.1 61
2XL 80.7 66

Standard vs Premium T-Shirts

Can’t decide which T-Shirt to choose? Here’s a quick guide:

🔹 Standard - £19.99

• Gildan 64000

• Classic fit - slightly boxier shape

• Lightweight soft cotton

• Great for everyday wear

• Perfect if you just love the design and want a fun, affordable T-Shirt

⚪ Premium - £24.99

• Bella + Canvas 3001

• More fitted and flattering shape

• Softer, smoother feel - made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

• Fabric is ultra-smooth and tightly woven - perfect for sharp, vibrant prints

• A great option if you love a comfy favourite

✨ Both have the same designs and are printed to order - so choose what suits your budget and style best. Either way, you’re getting peak Scottish banter. 💙

Where They're Made - T-Shirts, Hoodies and Sweatshirts

Your item is printed just for you, as close to your delivery address as possible - usually in the UK or US.

The blank products used (before your design is printed on them) are sourced from trusted suppliers and may come from:

The US, Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.

This made-to-order setup helps reduce waste and overproduction - no overstuffed warehouses here, just fresh prints on demand! 💙

Want to Learn More About the Brands?

Curious about quality or how your T-Shirt is made?

👉 Bella + Canvas – US vs Them

👉 Gildan – Our Story

I’ve chosen these blanks for comfort, quality, and better manufacturing practices — but feel free to check them out for yourself! 💙

Free Shipping!

There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price you’ll pay. 💙

Returns

Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.

Care Guide

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How to Measure for the Perfect Fit

Lay your favourite T-Shirt flat on a table.

Measure straight across the chest from armpit to armpit – that’s your width.

Compare it to our size chart to find your best match.

Size up if you like a looser fit — nae shame in that!

Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋

I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.

There's new designs every Monday — so come back, or sign up and never miss the good stuff!

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