“Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine” Navy Blue Cap
“Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine” Navy Blue Cap
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A proper comfy hat you’ll reach for every day 💙
✔️ Soft, comfortable fit that sits just right
✔️ Quality embroidered design — no fading or peeling
✔️ Easy to wear with anything
✔️ Built to last, whatever the weather’s doing
A favourite for keeping warm, shaded, or just avoiding folk 💙
Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻
Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻
A proper comfy hat for keeping warm, shaded, or just avoiding folk.
• Soft, comfortable fit that sits just right
• Clean embroidered design that won’t fade or peel
• Easy to throw on with anything
• Built to handle whatever the weather (or your mood) throws at it
• Designed with a bit of Scottish attitude
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Every item is made to order just for you.
- Production: 3–7 working days
- Delivery: 2–5 days after dispatch
- Free shipping on everything
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
Because each item is made just for you, I don’t offer returns or exchanges unless something arrives faulty.
If there’s any issue at all, just give me a shout — I’ll always help.

Size Chart
📏 Beanie Size Guide:
Measured flat, with stretch in mind:
• Head circumference (A): 17¼–18½″ (44–47cm) – stretches to fit most adult heads
• Height (B): 8⅝″ (22cm)
• Cuff (C): 3″ (7.5cm)
• Depth (D): 8⅛″ (20.5cm)
One size fits most adults. Beanies have natural stretch for a comfy fit.
Cap Size Guide:
• 100% chino cotton twill.
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile.
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown, 20.5-23.5" (52-59.7 cm) circumference, 4.5" (11.5 cm) height
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Organic Cotton Beanie Size Guide:
Measured flat (allow for natural stretch):
• Height (Crown to Hem): ~8.3″ (21 cm)
• Cuff Height (Folded): ~3″ (7.5 cm)
• Head Circumference (Comfort Range): ~21–23.5″ (53–60 cm)
• Flat Width (unstretched): ~7.5–8.1″ (19–20.5 cm)
Tip: Cotton rib stretches with wear; if you’re between sizes or prefer it loose, this style runs on the snug side.
Even a few words can help someone decide - or make me smile by adding a photo of you in your T-Shirt! 💙
This is a great quality hat. It's very well made and adjust to fit my head perfectly. Highlyrecommended 👌
Sharon here (the designer of Sarcastic Scots) – I bought one of these to test the quality, because I only want to sell stuff I’d actually use myself.
This Navy Blue Cap is comfy and easy to adjust. I don’t have a massive heid, and I’ve had to tighten it quite a bit – so there’s definitely space for larger heads too. (But aye, please do check the sizing before you order!)
Cap is brilliant, everybody comments on it ❤️
The highest compliment - thank you!
I do love the statement on my cap and the quality is brilliant, but it is a bit too big even when adjusted. I would guess they are more for men than a woman with a smallish head perhaps something for Riamelin to take note of
I'm so glad you love the statement and quality of your cap. I don't have a particularly large head and it fits me perfectly when adjusted so I still think it is fine for both men and women, but since we're all wonderful and unique it's important to measure first and compare to the dimensions in the listing.
I’ve got the tee shirt now I’ve got the cap!!Fabulous!!
Amazing, thank you so much - this is a huge compliment that you’ve come back for more! 🥰
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