“Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine” Funny Scottish Hoodie
“Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine” Funny Scottish Hoodie
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Features
A proper cosy layer for whatever the day throws at ye 💙
✔️ Soft, warm fabric with a fleecy inside
✔️ Relaxed unisex fit — easy to layer
✔️ Durable print that lasts
✔️ Made to order — no mass-produced nonsense
Worn and loved by sarcastic Scots all over the place 💙
Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻
Everything you need to know (no waffle) 👇🏻
A proper cosy hoodie you’ll actually want to live in.
• Soft cotton-blend fabric with a warm, fleecy inside
• Relaxed unisex fit — comfy and easy to layer
• Handy front pocket (for hands, snacks, or avoiding people)
• Durable print that holds up wash after wash
• Designed with a bit of Scottish attitude
Size & Fit
Size & Fit
True to size — size up if you prefer a looser fit. Check the guide below!
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Every item is made to order just for you.
- Production: 3–7 working days
- Delivery: 2–5 days after dispatch
- Free shipping on everything
Larger sizes may ship separately and take a wee bit longer.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
Because each item is made just for you, I don’t offer returns or exchanges unless something arrives faulty.
If there’s any issue at all, just give me a shout — I’ll always help.

📏 Size Guide
Unisex Hoodie
Measured flat: Width = armpit to armpit • Length = shoulder to hem
| Size | Width | Length | Fits Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ (51cm) | 27″ (69cm) | 34–36″ |
| M | 22″ (56cm) | 28″ (71cm) | 38–40″ |
| L | 24″ (61cm) | 29″ (74cm) | 42–44″ |
| XL | 26″ (66cm) | 30″ (76cm) | 46–48″ |
| 2XL | 28″ (71cm) | 31″ (79cm) | 50–52″ |
| 3XL | 30″ (76cm) | 32″ (81cm) | 54–56″ |
| 4XL | 32″ (81cm) | 33″ (84cm) | 58–60″ |
| 5XL | 34″ (86cm) | 34″ (86cm) | 62–64″ |
👉 Tip: Hoodies are a regular unisex fit. Size up if you like it baggier or for layering — nae shame in that!
Sizes may vary by up to 1″ due to the made-to-order process. Larger sizes (2XL+) and some colours may ship from abroad depending on stock availability.
Even a few words can help someone decide - or make me smile by adding a photo of you in your T-Shirt! 💙
Great quality love it. My daughter now wants one!!!
So glad you and your daughter like it.
Unique item, perfect for my Scottish hubby who works down south. Nice quality and speedy delivery.
I hope your hubby loved it! Thanks so much.
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