Scottish Embroidered Beanie – Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine
Scottish Embroidered Beanie – Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine
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Brighten up the dreichest day.
This embroidered Scottish beanie is perfect for anyone braving the Scottish weather. A cosy head-warmer and a pure dead brilliant gift.
Features
• Embroidered slogan/design: "Sarcastic Scottish Sunshine"
• 100% Turbo Acrylic – soft, durable, and hypoallergenic
• 12″ (30cm) in length with cuffed edge
• Snug, form-fitting unisex style
• Hand washable for easy care
Size & Fit
One size fits most (head circumference 17¼–18½″ / 44–47cm). Beanies have natural stretch for a comfy fit. Please check the size guide below 💙
Sustainability Note
Made to order – less waste, better for the planet 💙 Delivery can take up to 10 days, sometimes longer during busy times.
Explore the full range of Scottish T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Beanies, Enamel Pins, Stickers, and Postcards – perfect for the Sarcastic, the Crabbit, and the Pure Dead Brilliant. Free shipping on everything!
Beanie Size Guide (One Size)
Measured flat, with stretch in mind:
• Head circumference (A): 17¼–18½″ (44–47cm) – stretches to fit most adult heads
• Height (B): 8⅝″ (22cm)
• Cuff (C): 3″ (7.5cm)
• Depth (D): 8⅛″ (20.5cm)
👉 One size fits most adults. Beanies have natural stretch for a comfy fit.
Free Shipping!
Free Shipping!
There's no extra shipping costs, the price you see is the price you’ll pay. 💙
Returns
Returns
Due to your item being printed just for you, I cannot accept returns. See more HERE.
Care Guide
Care Guide
To properly care for an embroidered beanie, wash it inside out in cold water, use a gentle cycle with a mild detergent, and avoid harsh chemicals or bleach. Never iron over the embroidery, and air dry flat to prevent shrinkage and damage.
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Hiya, I’m Sharon 👋
I run Sarcastic Scots — a one-woman brand turning sarcasm & Scottish banter into things folk actually want to wear.
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Now that it’s getting chillier, it’s all about cosy sweatshirts and banter-packed beanies — made to order (no waste!) and shipped free to your door. 💙
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